MASSIVE JOINT EGG SALE
SUP ROUTE. I’ve got some fantastic news for you all; after some (handwaved) discussing about eggs and whatnot, Xanxus and Layton have decided to hold a joint egg sale in Goldenrod City next week (of course, they can both deliver to other cities if they have to)! I’m not sure when the exact date will be yet, so keep an eye out! They both have quite a lot of Pokémon, so there’s a massive selection of eggs to choose from. Bare with me here…
Also, the moves listed in parentheses next to a Pokémon’s name are their egg moves.

Xanxus’s babies are… a bit ridiculous as you can probably tell by glancing at some of them, so this is how his pricing system will work:
0-2 egg moves → P1000 each
3-4 egg moves → P1500 each
5-6 egg moves → P3000 each
> 6 egg moves → P5000 each
What did you expect from Xanxus? He’s only in this for the money, and these are fucking Varia quality babies. JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE EGG MOVES, HOLY SHIT BATMAN-- And no, he will not give discounts to people who already know him. That’s just how he rolls.
Shinx (Night Slash, Toxic, Iron Tail, Strength)
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Skorupi (Toxic, Iron Tail, Dig, X-scissor, Swords Dance, Rock Smash)
1.
2.
3.
Dratini (Dragon Rush, Toxic, Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Surf, Waterfall)
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2.
3.
Rhyhorn (Rock Slide, Toxic, Iron Tail, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Swords Dance, Rock Smash, Strength)
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3.
4.
5.
Growlithe (Crunch, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz, Fire Blast)
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5.
Chikorita (Ancientpower, Aromatherapy, Grass Knot, Sunny Day)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Magikarp
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Hoothoot
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4.
5.
Ralts (Shadow Ball, Toxic)
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2.
3.
Swinub (Take Down, Ancientpower, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash)
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5.
Geodude (Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash)
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2.
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5.
Gastly
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4.
5.
Larvitar
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2.
3.
Charmander (Outrage, Metal Claw, Flare Blitz, Sunny Day, Return, Will-o-wisp, Toxic, Strength)
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4.
5.
Vulpix
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4.
5.

All eggs from Layton are free! Isn’t that nice?Although they’re not Varia quality babies like Xanxus’s.
Vulpix
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3.
4.
5.
Hoothoot
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Duskull
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2.
3.
Growlithe (Crunch, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz)
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Abra
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Piplup (Hydro Pump)
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2.
3.
Nidoran♂
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Sneasel
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Lapras
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Bellsprout
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Onix
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Eevee
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2.
3.
Happiny
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2.
3.
Turtwig
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2.
3.
Chimchar
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2.
3.
Teddiursa
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2.
3.
4.
5.
Ralts
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2.
3.
Dratini
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2.
3.
I’m sorry for those of you who went through all that… then again that means more Pokémon for everyone, so it’s not necessarily a bad thing, right? |D But yes, we’ve got a fuckton of eggs to give away, so claim as many as you want! (Just don’t go too overboard.) Also, please specify whether you’re buying from Xanxus or Layton, especially since they have a few Pokémon in common. Thanks for reading!
Also, the moves listed in parentheses next to a Pokémon’s name are their egg moves.

Xanxus’s babies are… a bit ridiculous as you can probably tell by glancing at some of them, so this is how his pricing system will work:
0-2 egg moves → P1000 each
3-4 egg moves → P1500 each
5-6 egg moves → P3000 each
> 6 egg moves → P5000 each
What did you expect from Xanxus? He’s only in this for the money, and these are fucking Varia quality babies. JUST LOOK AT ALL THESE EGG MOVES, HOLY SHIT BATMAN-- And no, he will not give discounts to people who already know him. That’s just how he rolls.
Shinx (Night Slash, Toxic, Iron Tail, Strength)
1.
2.
3.
Skorupi (Toxic, Iron Tail, Dig, X-scissor, Swords Dance, Rock Smash)
1.
2.
3.
Dratini (Dragon Rush, Toxic, Sunny Day, Rain Dance, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Surf, Waterfall)
1.
2.
3.
Rhyhorn (Rock Slide, Toxic, Iron Tail, Thunderbolt, Flamethrower, Swords Dance, Rock Smash, Strength)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Growlithe (Crunch, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz, Fire Blast)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Chikorita (Ancientpower, Aromatherapy, Grass Knot, Sunny Day)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Magikarp
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Hoothoot
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Ralts (Shadow Ball, Toxic)
1.
2.
3.
Swinub (Take Down, Ancientpower, Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Geodude (Toxic, Strength, Rock Smash)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Gastly
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Larvitar
1.
2.
3.
Charmander (Outrage, Metal Claw, Flare Blitz, Sunny Day, Return, Will-o-wisp, Toxic, Strength)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Vulpix
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

All eggs from Layton are free! Isn’t that nice?
Vulpix
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Hoothoot
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Duskull
1.
2.
3.
Growlithe (Crunch, Heat Wave, Flare Blitz)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Abra
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Piplup (Hydro Pump)
1.
2.
3.
Nidoran♂
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Sneasel
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Lapras
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Bellsprout
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Onix
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Eevee
1.
2.
3.
Happiny
1.
2.
3.
Turtwig
1.
2.
3.
Chimchar
1.
2.
3.
Teddiursa
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Ralts
1.
2.
3.
Dratini
1.
2.
3.
I’m sorry for those of you who went through all that… then again that means more Pokémon for everyone, so it’s not necessarily a bad thing, right? |D But yes, we’ve got a fuckton of eggs to give away, so claim as many as you want! (Just don’t go too overboard.) Also, please specify whether you’re buying from Xanxus or Layton, especially since they have a few Pokémon in common. Thanks for reading!