× Tredici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

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[Xanxus is back on the network, looking unamused as usual; however, the outfit he is wearing is completely different from anything he's ever worn before. Today he is donning this kingly outfit minus the shirt, because just look at that thing, it's hideous. So enjoy the view of his scarred and muscular abs. To further add to his oh so manly and kingly image, he's even got a matching staff that he is currently tapping against his free palm idly.]

It has come to my attention that there is a despicable young woman who claims to be the "only ruler of Johto," but I assure you all that what she says is nothing but lies! The one and only ruler of Johto is me, the King of Hearts! There is no one better fit to rule this land than I am! I do not and never will have a queen reigning beside me.

Now, I demand that you filthy peasants offer gifts to honor your new ruler, the true ruler of Johto! Anyone who refuses to do so will lose their head!

That is all. You may go back to your pathetic, miserable lives now.

[And then Xanxus's Dragonite shuts off the feed, who has been giving his trainer the most unsure look throughout this entire thing.]

Comments

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Another one? You'll get nothing from me! Do you hear me? Nothing!

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[harbringersoul.livejournal.com]

[A ruler of Johto? There was a thought. This sort of possession, in complete opposition to the last time, was amusing.]

Did you want something in particular?

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[booze]

Then it's off with your head!

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

Go ahead and try! I look forward to showing all of you idiots exactly who the future ruler of Johto is!

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[ex_cuts951]

Heh, that wouldn't be any fun anyway.

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[areyouderpy.livejournal.com]

But there's only a Queen of Heart, yes! The King is of no use if the Queen is around, nyan~

[Hello, have a Chesire Cat, except less like the original and more like a spin-off.]

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[usedraindance.livejournal.com]

[nb4 he sort of believes this.] Ah??? Xanxus?

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[parkour]

And just how exactly do you plan to find me and decapitate me again?

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[flawlesspoison.livejournal.com]

Pardon me? I'm not a boy, dear sir. [Someone hasn't checked their gender today, it seems-] I've always been a girl.

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[sohotlikeme.livejournal.com]

Should I start with anyone in particular, my King?

[Action] LMAO yup...

[booze]

You should know these things by now!

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[booze]

What are you implying?

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[booze]

Do I look like I was born yesterday?! It's quite obvious that you are, in fact, a boy!

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[booze]

I'll send my guards to capture you!

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[booze]

That pathetic excuse of a queen who's trying to usurp my rightful place as ruler of Johto! I believe she said her name was Queen Minerva Mouse.

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[booze]

Hah! You think you have what it takes to defeat me? Don't be ridiculous!

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[booze]

The head of that impostor queen!

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[booze]

Queen of Hearts? I have no idea what you're talking about! I never married anyone! Besides, a mere woman can never have more power than me!

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[booze]

[Oh Yamamoto...]

That's King of Hearts to you, peasant!

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[parkour]

Please, do enlighten me on just how they will find me!

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[usedraindance.livejournal.com]

[he blinks.] King of--

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[usedraindance.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, what a fun game! I'm sorry King of Hearts!

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[booze]

This isn't a game! Are you insulting me?!

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[usedraindance.livejournal.com]

Ahh no I'm not Xan-- King of Hearts. [he waves his hands slightly.] I would never do such a thing to his highness.

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[serpensrex.livejournal.com]

I'm not being ridiculous! I claimed Johto first, and I won't let some idiot in a stupid outfit take it from me!