[Xanxus is back on the network, looking unamused as usual; however, the outfit he is wearing is completely different from anything he's ever worn before. Today he is donning this kingly outfit minus the shirt, because just look at that thing, it's hideous. So enjoy the view of his scarred and muscular abs. To further add to his oh so manly and kingly image, he's even got a matching staff that he is currently tapping against his free palm idly.]

It has come to my attention that there is a despicable young woman who claims to be the "only ruler of Johto," but I assure you all that what she says is nothing but lies! The one and only ruler of Johto is me, the King of Hearts! There is no one better fit to rule this land than I am! I do not and never will have a queen reigning beside me.

Now, I demand that you filthy peasants offer gifts to honor your new ruler, the true ruler of Johto! Anyone who refuses to do so will lose their head!

That is all. You may go back to your pathetic, miserable lives now.

[And then Xanxus's Dragonite shuts off the feed, who has been giving his trainer the most unsure look throughout this entire thing.]

[Well, Xanxus has finally recovered (mostly) and is out of the Pokémon Center now, so today he's in the Goldenrod Department Store! Anyone who has seen Xanxus before should notice that he's no longer been wearing that business suit he's had on ever since he got here; he's now wearing something much more casual and suitable for this random heat wave. Just a simple dark purple, collared t-shirt with khaki shorts that go down to his knees. And shiny new sneakers. Yep, he just bought this outfit today, and he has a few more in the bags on his arm. As well as his icky, dirty suit.

Now, it seems he's looking at swimming trunks. As he picks up a pair to check what size it is, a cackle can be heard from behind the camera. Without even looking, Xanxus says:]

Turn that damn thing off.

Geeeengar~

[YOU'RE NO FUUUN, MASTER. But whatever, she'll listen. The feed is shutting off now.]


(( Anyone else who's in the Department Store is free to run into him~ ))