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[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

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I'm so fucking scared.

[Oops, he said it again.]

My fucking Pokémon are gone, that's what.

[He demands to have his old Pokémon back!!!]

Then Chi will find out what that word is!

Whatever.

[And then he just... ends the feed there.]

[Leave him alone, he's angry!!]

I don't care.

[That is the weirdest AU ever...]

I don't know, a Charizard, a Golem, a Noctowl, a Gengar, and a shitload of others.

Go bother someone else.

I never left.

Glad to be back, I take it?

Shaaaaa! Chi will bite you when Chi sees you, meanie!

[ It takes Lust a bit, but she catches on. An angry new arrival without his pokemon, so that must mean... ] Well, that's what happens when you return after leaving.

[ FILE A COMPLAINT WITH ARIANNA LUST DON'T CURR.... ]

No.

Whatever.

[And now he's just going to disconnect because this is going nowhere.]

[ Well, Layton will take that as a yes. ]

Then I shall return him next time when you arrive back in Goldenrod City.

[ Since he thinks that Xanxus is in New Bark Town, like where most people start at... ]

[ Totally... and then Xanta finds the love of his life, Xayton, and they live happily ever after. ]

Well, if you ever come back to Goldenrod, we have most of your Pokemon here at the Foster Home. They've came here after you've disappeared.

I'm already here.

[Xayton just makes me think of Xanxus in Layton's outfit...]

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[Surprise surprise, he's already in Goldenrod. So he's just going to disconnect now so he can change into his normal clothes and head on over to the Foster Home.]

[ Wait what? But he just arrived... ]

Is that so? Then whenever you are free, I would like to discuss something, most preferably in person.

[ Or at least through video. ]

[ Is this what Xanxus does when Layton's out, go through his wardrobe and put on his clothes... ]

[ And oh, he's in Goldenrod? Well, that saves Souji some weeks' supplies of food so he'll just wait outside the Foster Home, keeping an eye out for Xanxus. ]

[It's a mysteryyyyy...]

Where are you?

[Yes, exactly...

And soon enough, Xanxus is knocking on the door of the Foster Home.]

At the Goldenrod Hotel, but perhaps we should speak at the café.

[ He's not too sure speaking about this in the café is a good idea, but there's a seat in the far corner of the store where no one usually sits around. It's also far enough from the counter, so no one should really hear them if they don't raise their voices. ]

[ Layton wants a photo of this so he can put it in their scrapbook... ]

[ Souji opens the door and steps to the side, allowing Xanxus to walk in. ]

I've gathered all of them to the backyard, so they should be there.

[ So you can go and check them out. ]

Give me a few minutes.

[And Xanxus will cut the feed now and head on over to the café. He's actually somewhat curious about what Layton wants to discuss with him so badly...]

[He would look pretty sexy in Layton's outfit...

Xanxus walks right in and heads out to the backyard to check out his Pokémon. He takes a few minutes to make sure all of his level 100s are present, at least, and thankfully they are. He notices that some of his lower levelled Pokémon are here, as well... Might as well take them all back.]

Give me their Poké Balls.

Well that's unfortunate. Seems as though you're stuck here again.

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