[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

Take the goddamn stone.

[Xanxus can be seen holding out a Dawn Stone to an irritated-looking Kirlia, one of the new members of his party. It must really not want to evolve into a Gallade, because every time Xanxus gets closer with that stone, it does a graceful leap out of his range, much to Xanxus's dismay, and glares at him with its hands on its hips.]

Take it, you piece of shit.

[And then the Kirlia uses Double Team, producing many clones of itself and they all twirl around in a taunting manner. Xanxus is pretty pissed off by this point, so he literally throws the Dawn Stone right towards the real Kirlia's head at an incredible speed. Amazingly enough, it manages to teleport out of the way right after the stone leaves his hand. Upon impact, the Dawn Stone completely shatters into hundreds of little fragments on the ground. They actually look quite beautiful, sparkling in the sunlight like that. The Kirlia admires the pretty mess on the ground for a moment before turning back to Xanxus, the irritated expression replaced with one of awe and fear.

The man's bone-chilling glare is still on his face, but it seems less vicious. Xanxus didn't expect at all that the Kirlia would be able to dodge an attack like that so easily, so he's almost proud of it. Although he's still not pleased about it not wanting to take the Dawn Stone, but oh well. He doesn't feel like buying another one and going through this same ordeal. He'll have to settle for a kickass male Gardevoir.]

...Fine. Have it your way.

[He turns around and starts heading back to his Goldenrod home. The Kirlia just stands there staring for another moment, but its expression slowly develops into a pleased one and skips after its trainer.

This scene has been brought to you by Drapion Productions~]

[Well, Xanxus has finally recovered (mostly) and is out of the Pokémon Center now, so today he's in the Goldenrod Department Store! Anyone who has seen Xanxus before should notice that he's no longer been wearing that business suit he's had on ever since he got here; he's now wearing something much more casual and suitable for this random heat wave. Just a simple dark purple, collared t-shirt with khaki shorts that go down to his knees. And shiny new sneakers. Yep, he just bought this outfit today, and he has a few more in the bags on his arm. As well as his icky, dirty suit.

Now, it seems he's looking at swimming trunks. As he picks up a pair to check what size it is, a cackle can be heard from behind the camera. Without even looking, Xanxus says:]

Turn that damn thing off.

Geeeengar~

[YOU'RE NO FUUUN, MASTER. But whatever, she'll listen. The feed is shutting off now.]


(( Anyone else who's in the Department Store is free to run into him~ ))