[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

[There is a little boy wandering aimlessly around the Elegante, innocent red eyes taking in all of the unfamiliar surroundings. He isn't even aware that he's on a boat right now. Despite the curiosity showing in his eyes, there is also a bit of fear. After all, he's just a kid, and he's all alone. No Mom.

He starts fiddling with the device in his hand, pressing random buttons and switches. Xanxus isn't even aware that it's broadcasting what he's saying right now.]

What is this?

[To make things worse, he can't even read what's on the screen. So he just keeps pressing random buttons for a little while longer until he finally gives up trying to figure the thing out.]

...Whatever. I need to find Mom.

[Pocketing the communicator, Xanxus continues to wander about the ship, searching every nook and cranny for his mother. She has to be somewhere around here, right?]



(( Yes, for those of you who are familiar with Reborn, this little!Xanxus has been mentally and physically taken from before he was sent to live with the Ninth. Canon doesn't state his exact age in this time period, so I'm just going to say he's seven. And while he is stubborn and distant, he isn't exactly a short-tempered, spoiled brat yet, since canon states he develops a nasty temper after the Ninth spoils him.

Just figured I should give some background info on that. \o/ Feel free to audio tag or commentlog, whatever you want~ You can find Xanxus just about anywhere on the ship except other people's rooms. And the Carnival. And any other dangerous areas. ))