× Uno. [Audio / Action for Goldenrod Rocket Base]

[booze]

[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

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[puzzling]

[ God, Xanxus, what did Layton say about language and being polite? But he supposes that whatever he's going to say about it, it's going to be completely ignored. Fine, it's not like he cared if Xanxus listened to him or not!! ]

Welcome back, Mister Xanxus. It seems that you still retain your memories of Johto.

[ Whoo, boy, they got some talking to do a little while later... ]

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[booze]

[Xanxus does what he wants!!]

Obviously.

[Sorry Layton, he's still raging hard over here.]

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[puzzling]

[ Worst husbandu bff ever!! ]

I have your Persian here, Felino. I assume that you will like him back?

[ Even if he's not lvl 100, he's still one of Xanxus' Pokemon. ]

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[booze]

[Leave him alone, he's angry!!]

I don't care.

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[tarotcards]

[ Oh, it's this angry guy that Souji's scared shitless of. Uhhh, what's his name again? Souji just vaguely remembers him, but guessing he once left Johto/Kanto, some of his Pokemon are probably at the Foster Home. C'mon, what's his name... it's something with a 'X'. Xena, Xenus, Xanta, Xan... oh, right, Xanxus!! ]

Uh, Xanxus-san, right?

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[...what kind of name is Xanta]

What the fuck do you want?

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[tarotcards]

[ The... brother of Santa, just with an 'X'. Xanta wanted to get the role of the new Santa Claus, the father of Christmas, but Santa kicked his ass as a junior high school student... ]

I'm just wondering if you can list some of your Pokemon that you've left behind.

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[booze]

[That is the weirdest AU ever...]

I don't know, a Charizard, a Golem, a Noctowl, a Gengar, and a shitload of others.

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[hintcoinplz]

Oh. You're back.

[His tone is somewhat flat and slightly annoyed.]

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[booze]

You're still here.

[The feeling is mutual.]

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[hintcoinplz]

I never left.

Glad to be back, I take it?

[Audio]

[killer_sweets]

[Like when Xanxus left, Killua emotions are going haywire right now. Hearing that angry voice makes the brat either want to hug, stab, or scream at the man. After a moment he knows the perfect way respond.]

Hello Uncle Pissed~ Good to know your wonderful attitude hasn't change.

[Audio]

[booze]

[Xanxus is totally glad to hear Killua's voice, too...]

Where the fuck are you?

[Audio]

[killer_sweets]

I'm in Goldenrod, where did you end up? [Nice to see you.]

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[licentious]

[ Well, the sounds of someone shouting about their old pokemon and kicking shit in can't be a good sign!

And Lust has never actually seen Xanaxus so, she takes to her common past time to cope with being trapped in this stupid organization: Mocking the newbies. ]

Someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed? [ take this as a friendly greeting, fellow homicidal degenerate! ]

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[booze]

[Unfortunately, Xanxus himself is not very friendly.]

Shut up.

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[licentious]

What's wrong? Did someone wake up in the bed with bed bugs? [ ...Team Rocket doesn't have high standards, lbr. ]

[action]

[artfuldestruction]

[[Well. Kato is glad he had the foresight to stand back after he heard the shouting coming from the room he'd just passed, since getting hit by a flying door isn't really on his to-do list.

Not that his Lunatone would have let him get hit by it, but he can never tell with this thing. Half the time it seems dead. Until it starts rotating.

....how the hell did he get stuck with this thing.

As such, let him put a hand on his hip and give you a wry glance, Xanxus.]]

Looks like someone skipped anger management class.

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[booze]

[Xanxus stops and glares daggers at Kato. Not that he will ever admit this out loud, but that Lunatone looks pretty nifty... Why can't he get his own nifty Pokémon back?]

I don't fucking need anger management.

[Yes he does.]

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[artfuldestruction]

[[....yes you do, goddamn. And speaking of that Lunatone, let it stare at you with....dat eye. It's a weird bastard.]]

Do you make a habit of exiting a room and ruining the door at the same time, then? You must go through a lot of hinges.

[[You have destructive potential! .....it's just....very unrefined, good god.]]

Video WTF AM I DOING

[usedscratch]

...Chi doesn't know that word. What does it mean?

Audio IDEK

[booze]

I'm not your fucking teacher.

Video THIS THREAD WILL WIN THE WTF AWARD.

[usedscratch]

"Fu-king." Chi doesn't know that word. Please tell Chi?

[ACTION]

[villainesque]

[ALKERMWKENLSEKLWKE WHY ARE THERE FLYING DOORS HERE OH GOD OH MAN]

[...oh wait, it was some jerkass kicking the door off its hinges instead of opening it. You know, like a normal person.]

[Hi, Xanxus! You can have an incredibly tiny Team Rocket Grunt linefacing at you!]

What's the big idea, huh? Are you trying to kill someone?

[ACTION]

[booze]

[And Ripto can have an incredibly tall Rocket Grunt getting all up in his face!

or should I say

down in his face

ahahaha... yeah I'm not funny]

Maybe I am.

[can you take a wild guess at who's going to die here]