009 [Text + Open commentlog] {Fourth Wall Event!}

[booze]

[Xanxus has just woken up, so he's not yet aware of the sudden hoarde of new people invading the ship. All he knows is that he has his normal body again and he's so damn thankful for that.]

About fucking time everything went back to normal.

[After freshening up a bit, Xanxus leaves his room and decides to walk around for a while. He notices that it's a bit more crowded than usual, but he doesn't think much of it.]

Comments

[decepretender.livejournal.com]

[Hi there. She's in the halls too, and ooh you look fun.]

Excuse me, where am I?

[booze]

[Sup random bitch, have a not-so-friendly glance.]

Elegante.

[decepretender.livejournal.com]

[ohohoho FIGHTS OUT]

That's not very helpful.

[booze]

[PFFFFF.]

I answered your fucking question.

[decepretender.livejournal.com]

You know, you really shouldn't be rude to a lady.

[With tentacle hair!]

[booze]

[Y'know what? You're getting on his nerves. Xanxus is just going to walk past you now.]

[decepretender.livejournal.com]

[Aw come on, don't you want to play with tentacle girl and her nice tongue? Cause she totally does.]

[booze]

[Naaaah, he'll pass.]

[cabbagebender.livejournal.com]

[SUDDENLY! A very distraught man practically materializes in front of Xanxus. He is breathing hard and looks as though he will start foaming at the mouth any second.

His shriekings are incoherent and consist mostly of the word "cabbages" repeated over and over.

As quickly as he appeared, he leaves.]

[booze]

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[Xanxus has no words to describe the amount of wtf he's feeling right now.]

:D? ... Also [Japanese]? How does this worrrk D:?

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

[Hey. Hey Xanxus. You know who's on a boat? Ruby's on a boat, and he forgot to bring sealegs. The boy and his delcatty, Coco are both slumped against a wall of one of the boats many many residential deck hallways.]

Maybe going to the topmost deck wasn't such a good idea, Coco.

I just asked Otana, the whole language barrier thing is optional during 4th wall day. x3

[booze]

[And you know what Xanxus is going to do? Keep on walking. Unless Ruby has anything to say to him.]

Sweet \o/

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

[What if Coco decides that hair feathers look like an awesome cat toy and starts darting in between Xanxus's legs to get his attention?]

Nyaaa?

[booze]

[Xanxus will just stop walking, then, and give the Delcatty a not very amused expression.]

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

[Coco places her forepaws on Xanxus. She wants to playyyy~. And unfortunately, Ruby's too busy trying not to lose his lunch at the moment to reprimand her.]

[Audio]

[candlejack-gone.livejournal.com]

What... is normal then?

[Audio]

[booze]

In this case, anything that doesn't involve my body being altered.

[iceicebebe.livejournal.com]

Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the Miami drop that you like alot

[booze]

[ahhhhwell.livejournal.com]

What a very strange concept of normal.

I LOVE YOU.

[booze]

As normal as it's going to get in this hellhole, anyway.

I LOVE YOU TOO BABY

[ahhhhwell.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

What does a man have to do to get some decent help around here.

♥

[booze]

There's no such thing as decent help here.

.D.

[ahhhhwell.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure something can be arranged.

/loves on forever

[booze]

Maybe for you, since one of your subordinates is on board as well.

[Xanxus wants at least one of his subordinates on the ship, too. No fair.]

<33333

[ahhhhwell.livejournal.com]

Oh my dear boy, one does not simply wait for subordinates.

One manufactures them, eh.

[Krew leers with a mouth full of too few teeth.]

[booze]

[Very attractive, Krew. Very attractive.]

...What do you mean?

[ahhhhwell.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, people need a little persuasion, eh.

Make them think they want something. Something you have, and don't need. Bargain with them, eh.

People will do all sorts of things for a spare security pass.

[giveyeanupgrade.livejournal.com]

You call this normal? There are people everywhere.

[booze]

I'm not surprised.

[giveyeanupgrade.livejournal.com]

[/Hovers around Xanxus a few times.]

What is this place, my boyyyy?

[booze]

[Scowl time is now. God dammit, does he look like just a boy to you?]

A fucking shitty cruise ship.

[Audio]

[twintelepethy.livejournal.com]

What the hell are yo complaining about.

[Audio]

[booze]

[Xanxus does not like your tone, girly.]

Fuck off.

[Audio]

[twintelepethy.livejournal.com]

What, is Mister Grumps mad? Tonka.

[rocketjamesx.livejournal.com]

Make it double!

[booze]

[Just. This face.]

[whydontyousit.livejournal.com]

Sir.

[booze]

What.

[whydontyousit.livejournal.com]

Have a seat.

[booze]

No.

[whydontyousit.livejournal.com]

Please, just take a seat. No need to be hostile.

[ri-animated.livejournal.com]

Hey Xanxus, I think I know something better than drinking whiskey you can do on this boat~

[booze]

And that would be?

1/2

[ri-animated.livejournal.com]

It's...

[ri-animated.livejournal.com]

POWER-WALKING!

[booze]

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You're kidding.

[ri-animated.livejournal.com]

Nope. It'll keep you in shape, you can walk through different decks everyday, and maybe even bring a power-buddy along! Doesn't that sound more amusing that sitting alone and sipping beverages?