14 February 2012 @ 02:27 pm
× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!![Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic![Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.
Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]
Current Location: Goldenrod City
10 September 2011 @ 05:06 pm
× Undici. [Text]
[Shit. Xanxus had a feeling that this day would come someday, but he never thought that that day would be today. He found it suspicious that all of Squalo's stuff was suddenly gone, so he decided to go to the Pokémon Center to check his PC and see if he had any unexpected additions to his box. And he did. He found a female level 74 Tyranitar whose OT is recorded as Superbi Squalo. Xanxus didn't even know that he had a Tyranitar like this one. But there's no doubt about it; it used to belong to Squalo. Now it belongs to Xanxus.
He knows that Squalo had a lot of friends in Johto, so as his boss, he figures he should break the news to everyone.]Squalo's gone.[Short and to the point. That's all Xanxus is going to say on the matter.]
(( Haha, sorry for posting again so soon. |D;;;; ))
Current Location: Goldenrod City
06 August 2011 @ 06:28 pm
× Nove. [Text]
[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.
Current Location: Cianwood City
11 December 2010 @ 05:41 pm
012 [Text]
[Xanxus has been bored out of his mind countless times on this ship, but this time... this is just ridiculous. The boat usually isn't this uneventful. To keep himself from going completely insane, he has decided that it's about time he puts his awesome weapon-making skills to work. The last masterpiece he made was his guns, and that was many years ago, but he still remembers the basics of weapon-making.]Who wants custom weapons?[This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, failboat.]
04 November 2010 @ 08:53 pm
011 [Text]
[Xanxus was too lazy and tired yesterday to make a post on his comm about his missing items, but now that he's spent almost twenty-four hours sleeping on his cot, he wants to get his stuff back ASAP and move back to his room. Though he's thinking he should sleep naked from now on. It feels nice.]I'm missing some things. Let me know if you have them.
x1 white shirt
x1 black tie
x1 Varia jacket
x1 Varia ring
x1 black and white pants
x1 belt
x2 black boots(( Striked items have already been claimed. Once he at least gets his shirt and pants back, he's relocating to his room on Deck 05~ ))
Current Location: Deck 17
10 September 2010 @ 04:11 pm
009 [Text + Open commentlog] {Fourth Wall Event!}
[Xanxus has just woken up, so he's not yet aware of the sudden hoarde of new people invading the ship. All he knows is that he has his normal body again and he's so damn thankful for that.]About fucking time everything went back to normal.[After freshening up a bit, Xanxus leaves his room and decides to walk around for a while. He notices that it's a bit more crowded than usual, but he doesn't think much of it.]
Current Location: Anywhere between Decks 3 - 13
06 September 2010 @ 03:29 pm
007 [Text + Open commentlog]
[Well fuck. When Xanxus suddenly found herself being taller again and no longer thinking about her mother, she assumed that things were back to normal now. But nope. Now, Xanxus is not a little boy, nor a fully grown man, but a fully grown woman. She realizes this when she feels the weight on her chest, looking down to find a pair of lovely lumps and a very feminine figure. She may possibly be a few inches shorter than her original height, too...
As she walks into Sergei's (because she really needs some fucking booze right now), she decides to post a text message to the ShipNET.]Please tell me I'm not the only one who suddenly found themselves with the wrong reproductive organ.[Because, y'know, it'd be a bit reassuring to know that other people have suddenly switched genders, too.
Once she's done, Xanxus gets a good amount of whiskey and sits in one of the booths, proceeding to drink her ass off.]
Current Location: Sergei's
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