Xanxus
14 February 2012 @ 02:27 pm
× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]  
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]
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Current Location: Goldenrod City
 
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Xanxus
17 March 2011 @ 07:43 pm
× Cinque. [Video / Action for Azalea]  
[So. While Xanxus was training his Pokémon today, a certain Pokémon of his... randomly evolved. The Pokédex never said that this Pokémon could evolve again. What the fuck is happening? Camera's going over to this mysterious Pokémon now for everyone else to see.



He's not complaining, of course, but this is just really weird.]

What the fuck is this? It isn't even in the fucking Pokédex.

[Observant people may also notice that Xanxus is playing with his recently acquired Hive Badge in his other hand.]
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Current Location: Azalea Town
 
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Xanxus
09 February 2011 @ 05:29 pm
× Tre. [Video]  
[The video feed suddenly turns on to reveal an egg sitting on a bed next to a Noctowl, who is staring at it with morbid curiosity as the shell begins to crack and twitch slightly. Soon enough, a baby Charmander emerges from the egg!]



[But the first thing he sees isn't the Noctowl beside him. He's looking in the direction of the bed next to him. The camera pans over to show the viewers what exactly is on that bed; it's a sleeping Xanxus, sprawled out on the bed and fully dressed in his suit. Even his shoes are on. Someone was tired when they got home from work.]

Char! Char!

[The ecstatic little Charmander seems to be calling out to him and edging closer to the bed, but the two beds are too far apart for him to jump across, and it's too high up for him to jump down. Xanxus isn't waking up, either. Cue sad face and teary eyes. He wants his Mama!

There's a glint in the Noctowl's eyes, and she gives a couple hoots to get the Charmander's attention before she hovers over him and grabs his tiny little arms with her talons and lifts the baby Fire Pokémon, flying over until they're hovering about two feet above Xanxus's sleeping form. The Noctowl lets go and the Charmander lands right on the man's chest, the impact being hard enough to awaken him. He sees the little Pokémon through half lidded eyes and immediately thinks what the fuck is this. Then Xanxus notices his Noctowl descending onto the bed and cocking her head in the direction of the other bed. What used to be a whole egg sitting on that bed is now a little pile of broken shells.

Whoa, everything makes sense now.

Xanxus lifts up the Charmander and slowly sits himself up, taking a good look at the Pokémon. He can feel the heat radiating from the flame on his tail, and he has to admit that the Charmander is... kinda sorta cute.]

Chaaaar!

[The Charmander extends his tiny hands toward Xanxus and looks up at him with an adoring smile, while Xanxus's expression is pretty much a tired lineface. Why the fuck is this thing so happy? But whatever, he holds the Charmander closer and awkwardly pats his head. Charmander seems to be enjoying it, though.

Then it occurs to Xanxus; since he knows what this thing looks like now, he can go look it up on his Pokédex and take a look at his evolved forms, as well. He starts to get up, still holding the Charmander in his arms, but then he looks straight into the camera and stops. And now he's scowling.]

Turn that fucking thing off.

[The camera flips around to show who's been filming this whole scene like a pro; Geodude! The rock Pokémon snickers and seems pretty fucking amused as he finally ends the feed.]
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Current Location: Violet City Inn
 
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Xanxus
10 September 2010 @ 04:11 pm
009 [Text + Open commentlog] {Fourth Wall Event!}  
[Xanxus has just woken up, so he's not yet aware of the sudden hoarde of new people invading the ship. All he knows is that he has his normal body again and he's so damn thankful for that.]

About fucking time everything went back to normal.

[After freshening up a bit, Xanxus leaves his room and decides to walk around for a while. He notices that it's a bit more crowded than usual, but he doesn't think much of it.]
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Current Location: Anywhere between Decks 3 - 13
 
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Xanxus
06 September 2010 @ 03:29 pm
007 [Text + Open commentlog]  
[Well fuck. When Xanxus suddenly found herself being taller again and no longer thinking about her mother, she assumed that things were back to normal now. But nope. Now, Xanxus is not a little boy, nor a fully grown man, but a fully grown woman. She realizes this when she feels the weight on her chest, looking down to find a pair of lovely lumps and a very feminine figure. She may possibly be a few inches shorter than her original height, too...

As she walks into Sergei's (because she really needs some fucking booze right now), she decides to post a text message to the ShipNET.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who suddenly found themselves with the wrong reproductive organ.

[Because, y'know, it'd be a bit reassuring to know that other people have suddenly switched genders, too.

Once she's done, Xanxus gets a good amount of whiskey and sits in one of the booths, proceeding to drink her ass off.]
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Current Location: Sergei's
 
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Xanxus
04 September 2010 @ 05:28 pm
006 [Accidental audio // Italian + Open commentlog]  
[There is a little boy wandering aimlessly around the Elegante, innocent red eyes taking in all of the unfamiliar surroundings. He isn't even aware that he's on a boat right now. Despite the curiosity showing in his eyes, there is also a bit of fear. After all, he's just a kid, and he's all alone. No Mom.

He starts fiddling with the device in his hand, pressing random buttons and switches. Xanxus isn't even aware that it's broadcasting what he's saying right now.]

What is this?

[To make things worse, he can't even read what's on the screen. So he just keeps pressing random buttons for a little while longer until he finally gives up trying to figure the thing out.]

...Whatever. I need to find Mom.

[Pocketing the communicator, Xanxus continues to wander about the ship, searching every nook and cranny for his mother. She has to be somewhere around here, right?]



(( Yes, for those of you who are familiar with Reborn, this little!Xanxus has been mentally and physically taken from before he was sent to live with the Ninth. Canon doesn't state his exact age in this time period, so I'm just going to say he's seven. And while he is stubborn and distant, he isn't exactly a short-tempered, spoiled brat yet, since canon states he develops a nasty temper after the Ninth spoils him.

Just figured I should give some background info on that. \o/ Feel free to audio tag or commentlog, whatever you want~ You can find Xanxus just about anywhere on the ship except other people's rooms. And the Carnival. And any other dangerous areas. ))
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Current Location: Everywheeeere~
 
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