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[Xanxus has been bored out of his mind countless times on this ship, but this time... this is just ridiculous. The boat usually isn't this uneventful. To keep himself from going completely insane, he has decided that it's about time he puts his awesome weapon-making skills to work. The last masterpiece he made was his guns, and that was many years ago, but he still remembers the basics of weapon-making.]

Who wants custom weapons?

[This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, failboat.]

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know how to work with a blade

Yeah

how bout a dagger

Even better. Want anything special with it?

[Well this is getting better and better.]

sharp and durable thats all i need

Ok. If you already have one you can give it to me and I'll modify it, or I can make one from scratch.

[To be honest, he's never made a dagger before, but as far as he knows, they're much simpler than guns.]

no dagger need it from sctrach

Give me about a week and I'll have it done.

great thanks

What do you want?

Rocket launchers

[This could end awesomly or tragically. And fuck yeah, awesomly is a word now.]

[Ohoho, that's an interesting request. ...Not as interesting as an antimatter inducer, but still.]

Ok

Custom weapons?

Yeah. I can make any weapon you want

How are they different from the weapons in the lockers?

I can customize them to do things that they normally couldn't do.

*Oh, now that's interesting*

Like what?

My handguns can absorb the flames I make with my hands and shoot them back out with ten times as much power. The force from the blasts is strong enough that I can even use them to fly. I made them when I was a teenager.

What if one can't make stuff like that on their own?

You mean the flames?

Yeah. Or anything like that.

I could probably make guns with ammo that already has that kind of energy packed into it. I'll just have to do some research on it

If you can find a way to do it, I'd like a revolver, then.

Sure, I'll give it a shot

What are you asking in return?

Normally I would charge money for this, but since there is no money here, I don't want anything. I just need to keep myself busy so I don't go insane from boredom.

Alright. Thanks, then.

Oh! Oh! Here, right here!

Can you work with electrolasers? Or maybe -- oooh! I've always wanted an antimatter inducer...

[...Antimatter inducer, eh? That sounds like a challenge.]

I'll try, but don't expect it to be ready anytime soon.

[He'll need to go to the library and research this shit.]

[It's from an alien king, what do you expect?]

I'm not going anywhere. None of us are, as far as I know.

[Do that. Textbook the shit outta that shit.]

[Well, maybe he would have been less surprised if he could actually see Mr. Alien King.]

True. I'll let you know when I'm done.

[He's going to do that, all right.]

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