Xanxus
11 December 2010 @ 05:41 pm
012 [Text]  
[Xanxus has been bored out of his mind countless times on this ship, but this time... this is just ridiculous. The boat usually isn't this uneventful. To keep himself from going completely insane, he has decided that it's about time he puts his awesome weapon-making skills to work. The last masterpiece he made was his guns, and that was many years ago, but he still remembers the basics of weapon-making.]

Who wants custom weapons?

[This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, failboat.]
 
 
Xanxus
08 September 2010 @ 08:49 pm
008 [Open commentlog]  


[There seems to be a Rfena striding out of the elevator on Deck 3, and boy, does she look mad. And she seems to be muttering something in a language that definitely isn't English. Of course, if you heard "Xanxus's" audio post earlier, then you'll know that this isn't really Rfena. God dammit, Redd, couldn't you have at least let him switch bodies with a man? And someone he hasn't killed?

Needless to say, Xanxus isn't very pleased with this. In fact, this is pissing him off more than the other two disgraceful alterations he's been through in the past few days. And drinking isn't going to make him feel better this time. Nope. So he's on his way to the Fitness Center to destroy some shit.

He can't really wait, however. He's kicking down small trees along the way.]
 
 
Current Location: Deck 3
 
 
Xanxus
06 September 2010 @ 03:29 pm
007 [Text + Open commentlog]  
[Well fuck. When Xanxus suddenly found herself being taller again and no longer thinking about her mother, she assumed that things were back to normal now. But nope. Now, Xanxus is not a little boy, nor a fully grown man, but a fully grown woman. She realizes this when she feels the weight on her chest, looking down to find a pair of lovely lumps and a very feminine figure. She may possibly be a few inches shorter than her original height, too...

As she walks into Sergei's (because she really needs some fucking booze right now), she decides to post a text message to the ShipNET.]


Please tell me I'm not the only one who suddenly found themselves with the wrong reproductive organ.

[Because, y'know, it'd be a bit reassuring to know that other people have suddenly switched genders, too.

Once she's done, Xanxus gets a good amount of whiskey and sits in one of the booths, proceeding to drink her ass off.]
 
 
Current Location: Sergei's
 
 
Xanxus
04 September 2010 @ 05:28 pm
006 [Accidental audio // Italian + Open commentlog]  
[There is a little boy wandering aimlessly around the Elegante, innocent red eyes taking in all of the unfamiliar surroundings. He isn't even aware that he's on a boat right now. Despite the curiosity showing in his eyes, there is also a bit of fear. After all, he's just a kid, and he's all alone. No Mom.

He starts fiddling with the device in his hand, pressing random buttons and switches. Xanxus isn't even aware that it's broadcasting what he's saying right now.]


What is this?

[To make things worse, he can't even read what's on the screen. So he just keeps pressing random buttons for a little while longer until he finally gives up trying to figure the thing out.]

...Whatever. I need to find Mom.

[Pocketing the communicator, Xanxus continues to wander about the ship, searching every nook and cranny for his mother. She has to be somewhere around here, right?]



(( Yes, for those of you who are familiar with Reborn, this little!Xanxus has been mentally and physically taken from before he was sent to live with the Ninth. Canon doesn't state his exact age in this time period, so I'm just going to say he's seven. And while he is stubborn and distant, he isn't exactly a short-tempered, spoiled brat yet, since canon states he develops a nasty temper after the Ninth spoils him.

Just figured I should give some background info on that. \o/ Feel free to audio tag or commentlog, whatever you want~ You can find Xanxus just about anywhere on the ship except other people's rooms. And the Carnival. And any other dangerous areas. ))
 
 
Current Location: Everywheeeere~
 
 
Xanxus
19 July 2010 @ 03:58 pm
003 [Text]  
[So yeah, Xanxus has been in the brig since last night, and well... It definitely wasn't what he expected it to be. It's too damn hot, the floor is constantly pulsating underneath him, and he was nearly smothered to death by those creepy arms when he tried to sleep. He hasn't even attempted to go back to sleep since, because he doesn't want to have to wake up to that every three hours. It would be less painful if he just didn't sleep at all.

Xanxus has a simple question for you, boat passengers. Since most people don't speak his language and the majority of them are too damn lazy to translate, he'll send it out in text form. Because of the poor reception, it takes an obnoxiously long time for it to actually send, but here it is.]


Is the brig always this fucked up?