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[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

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IS THAT HOW LAYTON GETS REPAID?

[puzzling]

[ just watch, it'll happen. he'll just snap one day. ]

Is there a problem?

YUP

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[xanxus will popcorn.gif when that happens.]

Haven't you noticed all those damn cliffs?

WOW OKAY LAYTON IS LEAVING FOREVER AND TAKING THE HOUSE

[puzzling]

[ will he be proud? ]

[ Oh right, those cliffs. Layton has just managed to scale up those with the help of his Onix and Noctowl. ] Ah, will you like some help then?

FINE HE'LL JUST MOVE BACK IN WITH HIS HAREM OF ASSASSINS

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[yes. c:]

...You know how to get past them?

... reiton so ronrey now 8'(

[puzzling]

[ awww yeah ]

I have an Onix that is able to scale upon those cliffs with ease. It's quite the ride though, to say the least. [ HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM BUMPS ]

suck his dick and he'll come back

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I can handle it.

gdi xanxus, that's the only thing you ever ask for

[puzzling]

Wonderful! We can go anytime you like.

WELL MAYBE IF HE DID IT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP ASKING!!!

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[...It would be nice to get away from the brats for a while...]

Tomorrow.

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[shellderkillder.livejournal.com]

I never personally measured their heights, good sir.

[nokemenma.livejournal.com]

GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

[puzzling]

Is tomorrow morning fine by you?

THAT'S NO FUN

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I guess.

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[parkour]

Setting your sights high, I see.

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I'm not trying to look for it, I'm just saying Ho-oh is better.

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[darkenedgales]

They'll get big enough to carry you after they evolve, y'know! [Easy for him to say, since he's only 5'3"...]

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[To demonstrate his point, here, have a 6'4" Xanxus standing next to his 5'7" Charizard.]

No, they won't.

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Whatever, I guess I'll look into it.

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[parkour]

Size really does matter, hm?

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It does when you're taller than all these damn birds.

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I know.

[nokemenma.livejournal.com]

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

Just hold on tight and hope for the best. Pokémon and the laws of physics don't go hand in hand, otherwise a Dragonite couldn't even hover.

[Because really. Their wings are so puny and look like they'd snap.]

It's pretty rough, though. If you're riding on something smaller than you, you can't move around much.

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[dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com]

I don't have the badge yet, but I have a Drifblim. It will take care of all my flying needs when I do obtain it.

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Good for you.

[Can you hear the amount of hate in his tone? Can you hear it?]

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[parkour]

Such is the life of a giant then, I suppose.