Xanxus
07 September 2011 @ 01:54 pm
× Dieci. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]  
Take the goddamn stone.

[Xanxus can be seen holding out a Dawn Stone to an irritated-looking Kirlia, one of the new members of his party. It must really not want to evolve into a Gallade, because every time Xanxus gets closer with that stone, it does a graceful leap out of his range, much to Xanxus's dismay, and glares at him with its hands on its hips.]

Take it, you piece of shit.

[And then the Kirlia uses Double Team, producing many clones of itself and they all twirl around in a taunting manner. Xanxus is pretty pissed off by this point, so he literally throws the Dawn Stone right towards the real Kirlia's head at an incredible speed. Amazingly enough, it manages to teleport out of the way right after the stone leaves his hand. Upon impact, the Dawn Stone completely shatters into hundreds of little fragments on the ground. They actually look quite beautiful, sparkling in the sunlight like that. The Kirlia admires the pretty mess on the ground for a moment before turning back to Xanxus, the irritated expression replaced with one of awe and fear.

The man's bone-chilling glare is still on his face, but it seems less vicious. Xanxus didn't expect at all that the Kirlia would be able to dodge an attack like that so easily, so he's almost proud of it. Although he's still not pleased about it not wanting to take the Dawn Stone, but oh well. He doesn't feel like buying another one and going through this same ordeal. He'll have to settle for a kickass male Gardevoir.]


...Fine. Have it your way.

[He turns around and starts heading back to his Goldenrod home. The Kirlia just stands there staring for another moment, but its expression slowly develops into a pleased one and skips after its trainer.

This scene has been brought to you by Drapion Productions~]
 
 
Current Location: Goldenrod City
 
 
Xanxus
06 August 2011 @ 06:28 pm
× Nove. [Text]  
[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.
 
 
Current Location: Cianwood City
 
 
Xanxus
06 April 2011 @ 10:09 pm
× Sei. [Action for Goldenrod || Backdated to April 5th]  
[Fucking finally, Xanxus has made it to Goldenrod. It feels like an eternity has passed since he left Azalea, though that could mostly be because he... hardly got a wink of sleep throughout the entire trip because he was so determined to beat Tsuna here. Because he's a weirdo. The night he had actually planned on getting some sleep was the night that the flood started, so because of all the water on the ground, Xanxus couldn't set up his tent. And of course, it finally stops right when he gets to Goldenrod. Whatever higher power rules this place must love him.

Anyway, anyone who happens to be out and about in Goldenrod right now may find a tall, soaking wet man in a suit with dark rings under his eyes and is almost zombie-like. It doesn't help that Xanxus's default expression is a lineface. You may also hear him hacking away and sneezing every now and then; this is what happens when you stay out in the rain for days. He's too stubborn to go to the Pokémon Center, though, and instead seeks out the inn, but he can't see straight between the severe lack of sleep and the fever. Xanxus isn't even really sure where he's going, nor is he sure how much longer he can stay conscious. But he's just going to pretend that everything is just fine and hope that he doesn't attract too much attention.]


(( Professor Layton has dibs on taking Xanxus to the Pokémon Center, but other characters are more than welcome to bother him and at least attempt to help him somehow, but try to drag him to the Pokémon Center and he's getting the fuck away from you. Or there's also the option of telling him he looks a freak or laughing at him because he looks like a wet puppy. Whatever you want! Layton's thread will take place after everyone else's (Ichi is tagging in a few days late anyway due to her hiatus). ))
 
 
Current Location: Goldenrod City
 
 
Xanxus
29 January 2011 @ 12:09 pm
× Due. [Action for Violet || Backdated to Friday afternoon]  
[What the fuck happened for the last five days? Because Xanxus has no fucking clue. He walks into Violet City and then bam, his memory goes fuzzy. Now he finds himself waking up in one of the beds in the PokéCenter, and his "travel buddy" is nowhere in sight. Not that he minds the alone time; he quite likes being away from Fran. Sadly, though, Xanxus will have to find him at some point.

After he lays in bed for a while longer due to feeling irrationally exhausted, Xanxus drags himself out of bed and checks himself out of the PokéCenter because like hell he's staying here any longer. He doesn't mind submerging himself in the cold weather wearing only a suit (he never bought himself proper winter clothing); he's just glad it's not snowing anymore. Xanxus is just going to wander around until he finds the inn, not caring that people are giving him strange looks for not being bundled up in this ridiculously cold weather. Considering he was out in the wilderness for six whole days while having to deal with the snow, he's not really bothered by the cold anymore.

Once Xanxus gets to the inn, he plans on doing three things: get a room, eat, then sleep forever.]


OOC note! )
 
 
Current Location: violet city
 
 
Xanxus
03 January 2011 @ 07:27 pm
× Uno. [Video]  
[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]


Where the fuck are my weapons.
 
 
Current Location: New Bark Town
 
 
Xanxus
08 September 2010 @ 08:49 pm
008 [Open commentlog]  


[There seems to be a Rfena striding out of the elevator on Deck 3, and boy, does she look mad. And she seems to be muttering something in a language that definitely isn't English. Of course, if you heard "Xanxus's" audio post earlier, then you'll know that this isn't really Rfena. God dammit, Redd, couldn't you have at least let him switch bodies with a man? And someone he hasn't killed?

Needless to say, Xanxus isn't very pleased with this. In fact, this is pissing him off more than the other two disgraceful alterations he's been through in the past few days. And drinking isn't going to make him feel better this time. Nope. So he's on his way to the Fitness Center to destroy some shit.

He can't really wait, however. He's kicking down small trees along the way.]
 
 
Current Location: Deck 3
 
 
Xanxus
04 September 2010 @ 05:28 pm
006 [Accidental audio // Italian + Open commentlog]  
[There is a little boy wandering aimlessly around the Elegante, innocent red eyes taking in all of the unfamiliar surroundings. He isn't even aware that he's on a boat right now. Despite the curiosity showing in his eyes, there is also a bit of fear. After all, he's just a kid, and he's all alone. No Mom.

He starts fiddling with the device in his hand, pressing random buttons and switches. Xanxus isn't even aware that it's broadcasting what he's saying right now.]


What is this?

[To make things worse, he can't even read what's on the screen. So he just keeps pressing random buttons for a little while longer until he finally gives up trying to figure the thing out.]

...Whatever. I need to find Mom.

[Pocketing the communicator, Xanxus continues to wander about the ship, searching every nook and cranny for his mother. She has to be somewhere around here, right?]



(( Yes, for those of you who are familiar with Reborn, this little!Xanxus has been mentally and physically taken from before he was sent to live with the Ninth. Canon doesn't state his exact age in this time period, so I'm just going to say he's seven. And while he is stubborn and distant, he isn't exactly a short-tempered, spoiled brat yet, since canon states he develops a nasty temper after the Ninth spoils him.

Just figured I should give some background info on that. \o/ Feel free to audio tag or commentlog, whatever you want~ You can find Xanxus just about anywhere on the ship except other people's rooms. And the Carnival. And any other dangerous areas. ))
 
 
Current Location: Everywheeeere~
 
 
Xanxus
19 July 2010 @ 03:58 pm
003 [Text]  
[So yeah, Xanxus has been in the brig since last night, and well... It definitely wasn't what he expected it to be. It's too damn hot, the floor is constantly pulsating underneath him, and he was nearly smothered to death by those creepy arms when he tried to sleep. He hasn't even attempted to go back to sleep since, because he doesn't want to have to wake up to that every three hours. It would be less painful if he just didn't sleep at all.

Xanxus has a simple question for you, boat passengers. Since most people don't speak his language and the majority of them are too damn lazy to translate, he'll send it out in text form. Because of the poor reception, it takes an obnoxiously long time for it to actually send, but here it is.]


Is the brig always this fucked up?
 
 
Xanxus
03 July 2010 @ 11:45 am
001 [Audio // Italian]  
[Anyone who happens to be near their communicators at the moment will hear an unfamiliar voice muttering angrily. Well, either that or he's very far away from his communicator.]

Fuck this...

[Then some thumps can be heard, as well as the sound of rummaging through something. It seems he is looking for his things, but has failed to noticed that he accidentally turned his communicator on when he examined it earlier. Anyone care to fill him in?]