booze | × Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]

Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]

(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))

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They can evolve into quite large creatures. My own has grown to a height of seven feet, but I have seen others slightly larger or smaller.

Yes, of course. That is reassurance enough.

Where shall I send them?

Where shall I send them?

Where are you located at the moment, my dear?

Thank you for the concern, but it is just a mild cold, my boy. I will be fine.

[ cough cough ]

Not at all.

I will only need your reassurance that you will raise it well.

Yes, it is only a slight cold. Thank you for the concern and which egg are you interested in, miss?

[ Oh, it's that young lady that has jumped on the wild bear! Layton tips his top hat in greeting. ]

A pleasure to see you again, Miss Ganaha, and thank you. Are you perhaps interested in taking an egg off our hands?

[ gosh, kanji. are you still that obsessed with that penguin cracker? senpai is starting to worry. ]

I do have one left. Where should I send it?

Of course, if you can reassure me that you will treat it well after it hatches.

Yes, a Duskull is indeed free.

However, only if you can reassure me that it will be in good hands.

I do have a few left.

Are you perhaps interested?

And where shall I send it to?

Yes, of course.

Will that be the only one?

Which one are you interested in, my dear?

Who will you like it from?

Yes, those are the ones. They will only become that way if you use a Fire Stone on them, and you may have one if you can reassure me that it will be taken well care of.

Just a few left.

Are you interested in one?

[She squints at the eggs, thinking real hard about what she wants. Her eyes stop at a Dratini egg - and she remembers one of her friends showing his Dratini over the network on her first day in Johto.

Clover puts down her Eevee and points.]

That's...a Dratini egg, right? Down there...over there.

[ Layton makes sure his Noctowl has the small bag containing an egg nicely strapped to it before he sends it off its way. He looks over to Xanxus' side, coughing a few times into his mask. ]

Is business going well for you, Mister Xanxus?

[ Uwah... it's that man back from the pick-up line entry. Y'know. the one that went "what the fuck are you doing?" at him. Urk, hope the guy doesn't remember Souji. ]

Do you have any Growlithe eggs left, Xanxus-san?

[Thankfully (?) for Chrome, Xanxus has no idea who this is. And he doesn't care.]

Where are you?

Where are you?

[Meanwhile, Xanxus is strapping a whole sack of eggs to his Charizard. He's big enough to handle it, and sending all the eggs at once is much quicker than only delivering one at a time. But being the ~~mama's~~ papa's boy he is, and since he's been in that PC for so long, he wants some Xanxus love before he leaves. So as Layton looks over, Xanxus is being hugged from behind by a Charizard.]

...Yeah.

[Good thing Xanxus is the taller one or this hug would be suffocating him right now. It still hurts, though, so he's going to start pushing him off... Meanwhile, Lussuria the Gardevoir is giggling at them.]

About two days away from Cherrygrove. You deliver?

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