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Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2011-10-20 03:14 pm

× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]


Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]


(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))

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[identity profile] mimicofthewind.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty amazing! I want one.

[ derpderp..... ]

Give me a Rhyhorn egg, please!

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, eggs. Normally he wouldn't mind, until he sees one that catches his attention. ]

The Shinx one. Hn. I'll pay for one.

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[identity profile] redeyesforpride.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I would like to request a piplup egg.

[ ALL THAT CUTENESS. MUST GET. ]
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puzzling: (You'll see soon enough Luke)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Of course. Where shall I send it?

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[identity profile] killer-sweets.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll buy a Skorupi and I'll take a Sneasel from Mr.sick over there.

[Why does it seem like most of his money is going to Xanxus.]

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[identity profile] usedlostlogia.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hayate is looking at the list a little bit before actually turning on the feed.] Um, Layton-sensei? How big does a Turtwig get when it grows up? [She looks just a little bit awkward. ...Probably has something to do with having to find a pokemon she can ride...]
puzzling: (take some getting used to)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
They can evolve into quite large creatures. My own has grown to a height of seven feet, but I have seen others slightly larger or smaller.

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[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ritz is looking kind of amused.] I'll pay for a Rhyhorn. [Because raising an egg shouldn't be a problem while she's stuck in one place, and she could use a strong ground-type...]

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[personal profile] usedwaterpulse 2011-10-20 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. It's Mr. Cranky butt again. Hmm, looks like he's still around and doing well. She calls in after making her choices. ]

Hello Mr. Layton, would you mind sending a Sneasel and a Growlithe my way? I can promise to take very good care of them.
puzzling: (on an adventure for just the two of us)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course. That is reassurance enough.

Where shall I send them?

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[identity profile] nichirinnoshita.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, they shall be excellent pawns.

[He's holding the two eggs on the ground, wrapped in some protective covering that was used to transport them.]

A pleasure doing business.
puzzling: (up the tower we go)

[video] ffff-- sorry for the late reply! Don't know how I've missed this one :C

[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Pawns?

[ >8| They better be treated with kindness! ]

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[identity profile] yoprez.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a Sneasel and a Ralts from the man in the hat.
puzzling: (always the morning paper)

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Where shall I send them?

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[identity profile] dianxue.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd really like a Dratini egg, please!

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[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, oi! What's with this? Aren't you a little too sick to be doing this, Layton-san?
puzzling: (what a peculiar taste)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the concern, but it is just a mild cold, my boy. I will be fine.

[ cough cough ]

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[identity profile] king-of-flames.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Odd couple, but Roy says nothing about it, particularly since he's looking for an egg.]

A Sneasel egg, if it's no problem.
puzzling: (all warm on a winter night)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all.

I will only need your reassurance that you will raise it well.

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[identity profile] usedlaserbeam.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, okay, there's really no missing two giant piles of eggs chilling out there in the middle of the city. This is worth investigating.

Now, the only question is, does he talk to the obviously sick man or the guy who looks like he couldn't care less about anyone who crosses his path?]


That's quite an array of eggs.

[Mr. Couldn't Care Less it is.]

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[identity profile] idlewanderlust.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
My... Are you all right, Sir? I must admit I'm still quite new, so I can't make any guarantees... But I would like to give raising one from an egg a try if you'll let me.
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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, it is only a slight cold. Thank you for the concern and which egg are you interested in, miss?

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[identity profile] can-do-idol.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Layton-san...I've never seen so many eggs! Congratulations!

[Why, yes, there is a familiar wild girl roaming about and looking at all of the eggs! ...and avoiding Xanxus, ufufu.]
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puzzling: (Nice to meet you!)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, it's that young lady that has jumped on the wild bear! Layton tips his top hat in greeting. ]

A pleasure to see you again, Miss Ganaha, and thank you. Are you perhaps interested in taking an egg off our hands?

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[identity profile] sunshine-fruit.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like a Charmander egg. I'll have no problems paying.

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[identity profile] someone-one-one.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
T-there are so many eggs! I already have one, but...do you have any that are big enough to ride, maybe? When they grow older! I'm not very familiar with all of their names yet.

[ooc; I'd actually like to get a Ryhorn egg for her as well, if that's not a problem. o7 She can afford it, sob.]
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[personal profile] craftingrebel 2011-10-20 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[owo penguinnnn~~ shu'up this is the only reason why he's getting one (nottalking)]

If uhh-- you've got any more Piplup eggs, I'll be glad to take one off ya.
puzzling: (We'll be there shortly)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ gosh, kanji. are you still that obsessed with that penguin cracker? senpai is starting to worry. ]

I do have one left. Where should I send it?

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[identity profile] tensaizenzai.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I have a Lapras?
puzzling: (your order)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, if you can reassure me that you will treat it well after it hatches.

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[identity profile] mousebot.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
...I'll take one of those Shinx. With the badass moves.

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[personal profile] ex_cuts951 2011-10-21 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nothing like ordering dragons while in community service. ]

One Charmander from the quiet guy and one Dratini from the formal guy!

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[long time no seeee, Xanxus! He might actually buy something if you play ur cards riiight.] Well that's nice of you!

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[identity profile] partyofwin.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooh, that's a really long list you guys have! Can I have a dus-kull? That's one of the free ones, right?

[Why a duskull? Well... with so many options, she just couldn't pick! So she closed her eyes and put a finger down while the list was scrolling. Duskull it was!]
puzzling: (it is indeed quite the festival)

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Yes, a Duskull is indeed free.

However, only if you can reassure me that it will be in good hands.

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[personal profile] foreveraclone 2011-10-21 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Do you still have "eevee" eggs left?
puzzling: (take some getting used to)

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I do have a few left.

Are you perhaps interested?

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Wow, that's a lot of eggs...

I think I would like a Happiny.
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And where shall I send it to?

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