booze: (my chair bitch)
Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2011-10-20 03:14 pm

× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]


Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]


(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2011-10-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, hello there, Xanxus.]

As questionable as your manner is when it comes to addressing potential customers, if your message is any indication your wares seem well worth the price.
explosivecombat: (I like the way you think)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2011-10-28 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, darling, you'll make me blush.]

Only if you're willing to deliver.
explosivecombat: (I love girls like that!)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2011-10-28 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Such a charmer!]

Excellent. Two of them, then - the, ah...Swinub with the ridiculous amount of moves, and one of the Vulpixes, if you will.

And exactly how final are these sales?

[identity profile] doorjammer.livejournal.com 2011-10-28 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
So... what'chu got here?

[Facepalm away, Xanxus. It would save you from staring at Seven's ugly mug.]
puzzling: (your order)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ And by the time she arrives, Layton will be holding the Piplup egg. ]

That will be all, correct?
puzzling: (Aha)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, if you are in Goldenrod, can you come by my stand then? It is located just in the centre of the city.
puzzling: (up the tower we go)

[video] ffff-- sorry for the late reply! Don't know how I've missed this one :C

[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Pawns?

[ >8| They better be treated with kindness! ]
puzzling: (You'll see soon enough Luke)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
It will only take a few hours.

I will just need your reassurance that they will be well-taken care of before I send them off.
puzzling: (take some getting used to)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Then will it be possible for you to come by the stand to pick up the egg?
puzzling: (take some getting used to)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Where shall I send the egg to, sir?

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[identity profile] dianxue.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Where shall I meet you?
puzzling: (your order)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Right in the centre of the city. You will be able to spot the stand quite quickly.

[ With all the eggs and Layton's tall top hat. Sob, he's only 5'3" without it 8( ]

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[identity profile] dianxue.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'll be there soon! [aaaand with that sheee makes her way over to the center.]
puzzling: (a gust of wind blows us by)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
A Piplup resembles a small penguin while a Chimchar resembles a monkey. I'm afraid I do not have the Pokemon at that stage to show you, but they eventually evolve into these.

[ Layton puts down the gear for a minute so he can pull out two Pokeballs. He tosses them to the ground and out appears an Empoleon and an Infernape. He picks up the gear again and points it at the two Pokemon that both wave at the camera. ]
puzzling: (We'll just have to reschedule)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I am. In return, I will only need your reassurance that you will properly take care of them.

[Video] COME ON CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG

[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He's also trying to lighten the mood again...]

Hahaha! Come on, don't talk to your comrade about that. He's just happy for your beautiful friendship. There's nothing wrong with friendship between two guys.
puzzling: (You'll see soon enough Luke)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-29 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ KANJI, IT'S OKAY. SENPAI IS HERE AND HE WILL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS PENGUIN-OBSESSION ONE STEP AT A TIME ]

Ah, that will be wonderful. Can you possibly come to the centre of the city where the stand is located?

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[identity profile] can-do-idol.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be fine, then! 'Cause you've already seen how good I am with 'em. Right?

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[identity profile] king-of-flames.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Olivine City Pokémon Center, if you please. Address it to Roy Mustang.
craftingrebel: (Default)

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[personal profile] craftingrebel 2011-10-29 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[;a;]

Sure! I'll be there in a few minutes. [aaand with that he sets out to go get his eggg ;u;]

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[identity profile] yoprez.livejournal.com 2011-10-29 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You have my fullest assurance that they will be. I will love them like my own.

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