× Quattordici. [Video / Action for Saffron] Fourth Wall Post!

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[Oh boy, a fourth wall event that Xanxus is actually conscious for! Like many others who have regained lost powers and weapons and whatnot, his Flames of Wrath are now fully functional once more, and his X-Guns and box weapon have mysteriously appeared on his person as well. After having gone almost an entire year without them, he finds it very, very strange. He's happy that they're back, but it's still weird.

On the video feed, Xanxus can be seen playing with his flame, which is completely engulfing his hand and flaring rather violently. He shoots a couple fireballs to make sure that they're really working to their full extent. Standing behind him in the background is a large, white-furred and red-eyed lion with similar flames coming out of its mane and paws. It looks like it could pass for a Pokemon, but it really isn't one at all.

Once Xanxus is completely sure that his flames are working again, he turns his attention to the camera and asks just one simple question.]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Yep. That's all he wanted to say.

Anyone in the Saffron area can either find him in the city messing with his flames some more, or on one of the routes nearby, testing out his guns. He missed these beauties so much. Xanxus hasn't even noticed yet that his roster of Pokémon has changed completely...]

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[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but whatever it is, I like it. [Says the girl who can walk again after a couple months. She's not actually got her team following her at the moment, but she's tempted to. And she's got a hand on a sheathed sword at her side- she's probably just as happy to have Femme Fatale back as you are to have your guns back, Xanxus.]

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[ineuphony]

[HOLY, almost got hit with those fireballs.]

Whoa...! -- Hey, watch it!

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It's fucking weird.

[He likes it, too, but still...]

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[Darn, if only it actually did hit. Xanxus can't stand teenagers.]

Stay out of my fucking way.

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

I'm not to sure, this happened a few months ago. Everyone got their stuff back and lots of interesting things happened.

[Killua smirks as he walks over to Xanxus. You can just feel the power coming off the brat.]

...Actually, now that I think about it, there was a girl version of you walking around.

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[ineuphony]

Sheesh, what's your deal?

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[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

It is, but look how much I don't care. [Ritz is smiling down at a white flame in her own hands.]

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[...Wait what.]

I don't fucking remember this shit ever happening.

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Of course not you were in one of those weird Johto comas. Everyone was having fun without you.

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Whiny little brats like you.

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[Whatever, whatever. Fuck this noise, Xanxus is going to head over to the outskirts of the city so he can fire his guns freely. Fiery kitty is following close behind him.]

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[And Killua receives the honor of getting the first Xanxus fireball to the face in Route.]

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[usedknives.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, Bel's just going to walk up to Xanxus, playing with a knife in one hand and the other in his pocket.]

Shishishi~ Careful with your fire there Boss, you might burn down a forest.

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[calledyou.livejournal.com]

[ RING.

RING.

RING. ]

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

[Killua was fully aware that teasing Xanxus might result in getting shot. He just didn't realize the man could shot fireballs at him.

He does dodges though just in time.]

Oohh that was cool, how did you do that.

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[Ew, it's you.

...Wait a second.]

When the fuck did you get here?

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[Huh. No one ever calls Xanxus... Whoever this is, this better be fucking good.]

What.

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[calledyou.livejournal.com]

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[....

Is this real life.]

How the fuck did you get my number?

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[calledyou.livejournal.com]

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

[You know which kid has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time? If you guessed this one, then you're right.
He's just going to be screeching like a little girl and ducking behind this bush, thanks. He was This close to becoming a roasted Ruby via X-Guns just now.]

COULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THOSE PLEASE?!

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[ineuphony]

[she crosses her arms.]

You've just met me. How can you already categorize me as whiny and a brat?

ACTION;

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Because it's not that fucking hard to tell.

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I just did.

voice

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I'm not wasting my time on your shitty Rattata. Now answer the fucking question.