booze | × Quattordici. [Video / Action for Saffron] Fourth Wall Post!

[Oh boy, a fourth wall event that Xanxus is actually conscious for! Like many others who have regained lost powers and weapons and whatnot, his Flames of Wrath are now fully functional once more, and his X-Guns and box weapon have mysteriously appeared on his person as well. After having gone almost an entire year without them, he finds it very, very strange. He's happy that they're back, but it's still weird.

On the video feed, Xanxus can be seen playing with his flame, which is completely engulfing his hand and flaring rather violently. He shoots a couple fireballs to make sure that they're really working to their full extent. Standing behind him in the background is a large, white-furred and red-eyed lion with similar flames coming out of its mane and paws. It looks like it could pass for a Pokemon, but it really isn't one at all.

Once Xanxus is completely sure that his flames are working again, he turns his attention to the camera and asks just one simple question.]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Yep. That's all he wanted to say.

Anyone in the Saffron area can either find him in the city messing with his flames some more, or on one of the routes nearby, testing out his guns. He missed these beauties so much. Xanxus hasn't even noticed yet that his roster of Pokémon has changed completely...]

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I don't know, but whatever it is, I like it. [Says the girl who can walk again after a couple months. She's not actually got her team following her at the moment, but she's tempted to. And she's got a hand on a sheathed sword at her side- she's probably just as happy to have Femme Fatale back as you are to have your guns back, Xanxus.]

[HOLY, almost got hit with those fireballs.]

Whoa...! -- Hey, watch it!

I'm not to sure, this happened a few months ago. Everyone got their stuff back and lots of interesting things happened.

[Killua smirks as he walks over to Xanxus. You can just feel the power coming off the brat.]

...Actually, now that I think about it, there was a girl version of you walking around.

[Meanwhile, Bel's just going to walk up to Xanxus, playing with a knife in one hand and the other in his pocket.]

Shishishi~ Careful with your fire there Boss, you might burn down a forest.

[ RING.

RING.

RING. ]

[You know which kid has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time? If you guessed this one, then you're right.
He's just going to be screeching like a little girl and ducking behind this bush, thanks. He was This close to becoming a roasted Ruby via X-Guns just now.]

COULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THOSE PLEASE?!

[ standing behind him and laughing at everyone who freaks out about his boss' guns VOIIII ]

[WELL THIS IS AWKWARD]

[There's a rather familiar-looking guy just standing behind a tree with a very crazy hairdo and sunglasses...and he's just going to stare at Xanxus and the lion now because WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN]

X-Xanxus?

[Well, this is new. End up on the wrong side of a severe asskicking at the hands of your rival, wake up in Kanto. Not something he'd expected, but. Technicalities, really.

What Maxie's left with today, then (outside of a hell of a lot of confusion) is someone who looks vaguely familiar playing with a fucking fireball. Needless to say, the fucking fireball is far more interesting than anything the guy himself is actually doing. It's not something Groudon does; no, no, this feels like something else. Different.

He smirks.]

Well. Whatever's going on here, I should think you wouldn't complain.

[Oh snap...that would be the leader of the Varia. He's going to try to sneak past him but as usual falls on his face.]

O-Ow...

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I'm here bb~ >3 (Is Fang from plurk~)