× Quattordici. [Video / Action for Saffron] Fourth Wall Post!

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[Oh boy, a fourth wall event that Xanxus is actually conscious for! Like many others who have regained lost powers and weapons and whatnot, his Flames of Wrath are now fully functional once more, and his X-Guns and box weapon have mysteriously appeared on his person as well. After having gone almost an entire year without them, he finds it very, very strange. He's happy that they're back, but it's still weird.

On the video feed, Xanxus can be seen playing with his flame, which is completely engulfing his hand and flaring rather violently. He shoots a couple fireballs to make sure that they're really working to their full extent. Standing behind him in the background is a large, white-furred and red-eyed lion with similar flames coming out of its mane and paws. It looks like it could pass for a Pokemon, but it really isn't one at all.

Once Xanxus is completely sure that his flames are working again, he turns his attention to the camera and asks just one simple question.]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Yep. That's all he wanted to say.

Anyone in the Saffron area can either find him in the city messing with his flames some more, or on one of the routes nearby, testing out his guns. He missed these beauties so much. Xanxus hasn't even noticed yet that his roster of Pokémon has changed completely...]

Comments

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[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but whatever it is, I like it. [Says the girl who can walk again after a couple months. She's not actually got her team following her at the moment, but she's tempted to. And she's got a hand on a sheathed sword at her side- she's probably just as happy to have Femme Fatale back as you are to have your guns back, Xanxus.]

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It's fucking weird.

[He likes it, too, but still...]

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[usedfeint.livejournal.com]

It is, but look how much I don't care. [Ritz is smiling down at a white flame in her own hands.]

ACTION;

[ineuphony]

[HOLY, almost got hit with those fireballs.]

Whoa...! -- Hey, watch it!

ACTION;

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[Darn, if only it actually did hit. Xanxus can't stand teenagers.]

Stay out of my fucking way.

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[ineuphony]

Sheesh, what's your deal?

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

I'm not to sure, this happened a few months ago. Everyone got their stuff back and lots of interesting things happened.

[Killua smirks as he walks over to Xanxus. You can just feel the power coming off the brat.]

...Actually, now that I think about it, there was a girl version of you walking around.

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[...Wait what.]

I don't fucking remember this shit ever happening.

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[killer-sweets.livejournal.com]

Of course not you were in one of those weird Johto comas. Everyone was having fun without you.

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[usedknives.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile, Bel's just going to walk up to Xanxus, playing with a knife in one hand and the other in his pocket.]

Shishishi~ Careful with your fire there Boss, you might burn down a forest.

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[Ew, it's you.

...Wait a second.]

When the fuck did you get here?

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[calledyou.livejournal.com]

[ RING.

RING.

RING. ]

voice

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[Huh. No one ever calls Xanxus... Whoever this is, this better be fucking good.]

What.

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[calledyou.livejournal.com]

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

[You know which kid has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time? If you guessed this one, then you're right.
He's just going to be screeching like a little girl and ducking behind this bush, thanks. He was This close to becoming a roasted Ruby via X-Guns just now.]

COULD YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THOSE PLEASE?!

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[Wow, what a wimp. Xanxus looks in Ruby's direction and points one of his guns straight at him.]

No.

[bedazzlingly.livejournal.com]

Hah- [Well... crap. Ruby's got his arms raised now.] Then can we at least come to a compromise and say you won't shoot me?

bossu...

[superbian.livejournal.com]

[ standing behind him and laughing at everyone who freaks out about his boss' guns VOIIII ]

squalo... u///u

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[And as soon as he hears Squalo's laughter, Xanxus stops and turns back to look at him. What the hell, man?]

What the fuck are you doing here?

[in-themachine.livejournal.com]

[WELL THIS IS AWKWARD]

[There's a rather familiar-looking guy just standing behind a tree with a very crazy hairdo and sunglasses...and he's just going to stare at Xanxus and the lion now because WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN]

X-Xanxus?

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[Xanxus looks in Sissel's direction, just... staring at him for a moment. His face definitely looks familiar to him (and his hair), but that's about it.]

...Who the fuck are you again?

[He's not very good at remembering people he doesn't really give a shit about.]

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[oceansbane.livejournal.com]

[Well, this is new. End up on the wrong side of a severe asskicking at the hands of your rival, wake up in Kanto. Not something he'd expected, but. Technicalities, really.

What Maxie's left with today, then (outside of a hell of a lot of confusion) is someone who looks vaguely familiar playing with a fucking fireball. Needless to say, the fucking fireball is far more interesting than anything the guy himself is actually doing. It's not something Groudon does; no, no, this feels like something else. Different.

He smirks.]

Well. Whatever's going on here, I should think you wouldn't complain.

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I'm not. It's just fucking weird.

[Xanxus is honestly wondering if this is all just a dream. It would make a whole lot more sense if it was... Meanwhile, the fiery kitty over here is eyeing Maxie suspiciously.]

I'm here bb~ >3 (Is Fang from plurk~)

[simondecimo.livejournal.com]

[Oh snap...that would be the leader of the Varia. He's going to try to sneak past him but as usual falls on his face.]

O-Ow...

♥!

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[Oh sup, Enma. Xanxus has no idea who you are, but you look weak and pathetic so you annoy him.]

Fucking dumbass.