[The camera shows Xanxus standing outside the Violet City Gym, who is broadcasting to you lovely people today to do the obligatory showing off of shiny new badges!]



Finally got this stupid badge. Fran, hurry the fuck up so we can leave.

[Beside Xanxus appears to be an impatient Piloswine, who is sniffing his trainer's briefcase as if he smells food in there. Asshole, he just won your badge for you, give him food now. 8| The Piloswine pushes against the briefcase as a hint to Xanxus, but he just holds it away from him.]

...I need a new name for this guy, too.

[After his Pokémon's performance in today's battle, Xanxus feels that his Piloswine is finally ready to move up from the "Trash" nickname now. But he has no idea what to call this one.

And that's all he has to say, so he's going to disconnect now. Xanxus is very blunt and to the point today.]