[Well. Xanxus found a rather unexpected gift in his PC just a few moments ago. Unexpected and unwanted. After checking its stats with his Gear, he discovered that this Pokémon used to belong to his now departed subordinate, Belphegor. A good boss would look after his subordinate's Pokémon for him; however, Xanxus is not a good boss. He doesn't want this thing.

The video starts up to show Xanxus with an adorable little Furret on his shoulder, who looks as happy as can be. Too bad she's about to be given away.]

Who wants this piece of shit. It's at level 30.

[That's all the information Xanxus feels like giving at the moment, so you'll have to bother him if you want to know more.]


(( Despite what this looks like, no, this is not a free giveaway, haha. If you really want this Furret, you'll have to bribe Xanxus with money and/or awesome Pokémon~ He's not that generous. First person to give him a satisfactory offer gets it. If you're not in Goldenrod, he can have his Noctowl send the Furret over to you and you can just give her the payment. |Db She won't leave you alone until she gets it, so don't even think about trying to rip him off.

You can find more detailed information on the Furret here~ Just scroll down to his box.

The Furret has been claimed by Tohru Honda! ))

[So. While Xanxus was training his Pokémon today, a certain Pokémon of his... randomly evolved. The Pokédex never said that this Pokémon could evolve again. What the fuck is happening? Camera's going over to this mysterious Pokémon now for everyone else to see.



He's not complaining, of course, but this is just really weird.]

What the fuck is this? It isn't even in the fucking Pokédex.

[Observant people may also notice that Xanxus is playing with his recently acquired Hive Badge in his other hand.]

[The camera shows Xanxus standing outside the Violet City Gym, who is broadcasting to you lovely people today to do the obligatory showing off of shiny new badges!]



Finally got this stupid badge. Fran, hurry the fuck up so we can leave.

[Beside Xanxus appears to be an impatient Piloswine, who is sniffing his trainer's briefcase as if he smells food in there. Asshole, he just won your badge for you, give him food now. 8| The Piloswine pushes against the briefcase as a hint to Xanxus, but he just holds it away from him.]

...I need a new name for this guy, too.

[After his Pokémon's performance in today's battle, Xanxus feels that his Piloswine is finally ready to move up from the "Trash" nickname now. But he has no idea what to call this one.

And that's all he has to say, so he's going to disconnect now. Xanxus is very blunt and to the point today.]