× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

[booze]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

Comments

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[booze]

Yes, I'm very excited for you!! Tell me what it is when it hatches, okay?

text; ♥;;

[booze]

That's good to hear! Are you spending it with a special someone?

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[booze]

Oh, no, I prefer to cope in other ways. But I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

[Action]

[booze]

[Fortunately for Squalo, the smile is soon replaced with a confused expression. Although that sense of kindness isn't going away.]

What's wrong?

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[licentious]

I'll definitely broadcast my pride and joy to all of Johto!

[ACTION]

[sohotlikeme]

There is a good restaurant over here that we must try then.

text; ♥;; indeed...

[suzakufeather]

With my friends and the friends I have made in this world. What about yourself?

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[illusioning]

Like?

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?!