× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

[booze]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

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[ACTION]

[sohotlikeme]

[ OH GOD THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS LIKE TO NOT BE LAUGHING AND RECORDING THIS IN VIDEO. ]

Boooooss ♥

[Action]

[killer_sweets]

Uncle Xanxus! [Today is a scary day indeed. Killua so happy to see him. Oh god the brat is even skipping towards him.]

[reflecting_ghost]

[And, somewhere in Goldenrod, there is abruptly an Espeon snuggling your ankles.]

[That Espeon is being followed by a tiny Vongola who's being ... a lot less timid than usual, who is being followed by a large and VERY unamused Noctowl.]

Oh! Xanxus-san! Hello!

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[ripped]

Nobody to celebrate with? Guy like you? Crying shame.

[They can mutually go vomit to death. Nero's not as strongly affected, but he's pretty clearly got a dose of the happy, enough that he doesn't think to tease Xanxus for the incredibly out-of-character text.]

I'm taking my girl out tonight.

Action

[hintcoinplz]

[Oh look it's Luke and he...looks happy to see Xanxus?? What sort of Twilight Zone is this?!]

Mister Xanxus, there you are! It's so good to see you!

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[licentious]

Well, well, you're certainly nicer today than usual~! But it's quite the lovely change! I hope your day is excellent as well <3 [ Lust? Totally affected. ]

I woke up with an egg as well, though it has a nicer than usual gleam to it! Does your egg have a nice gleam?

text; this is never going to end well

[suzakufeather]

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well.

It's a rather special day so far, isn't it?

text;

[illusioning]

Someone woke up on the right side of bed this morning.

action;

[puzzling]

[ Yup, just in Goldenrod, chilling with Claire and everyone else. Gosh, today is just a great day!! He feels like he should sing and everything but-- OH HEY, IT'S HIS HUSBANDU BFF WALKING DOWN THE STREET. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH ]

Hello, Mister Xanxus!

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Skulking up behind the Boss with a stick. Why? Because either this is not his Boss, or Xanxus has had way too fucking much to drink and deserves what he's about to get anyway.]

[By which we mean, he sure did just whack Xanxus upside the head with that stick like a disgruntled housewife sneaking up on and swatting a bug.]