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× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

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[ OH GOD THIS IS TOO PRECIOUS LIKE TO NOT BE LAUGHING AND RECORDING THIS IN VIDEO. ]

Boooooss ♥

[PLEASE KILL HIM WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER...]

Lussuria!

[He hasn't had his Valentine's Day hug yet, so here it is!!!]

[ IS THAT AN ORDER? SORRY. ]

Ah, Papa is giving Mama a nice hug for Valentine's?

[ FUCK THIS SHIT, JOHTO IS THE BEST. ]

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Uncle Xanxus! [Today is a scary day indeed. Killua so happy to see him. Oh god the brat is even skipping towards him.]

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[Oh god, the apocalypse is coming sooner than I expected...]

Killua!

[He bends down a bit so he can hug the shit out of the little brat.]

[Does he care that he's being hug to death, nope. Enjoy hugging the kid, he's fluffy soft and smells of chocolate.]

wheeze...Uncle Xanxus, I got something for you! hack

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[And, somewhere in Goldenrod, there is abruptly an Espeon snuggling your ankles.]

[That Espeon is being followed by a tiny Vongola who's being ... a lot less timid than usual, who is being followed by a large and VERY unamused Noctowl.]

Oh! Xanxus-san! Hello!

[Aww, a cute little Espeon. Xanxus reaches down to pet its head, then looks up when he hears a very vaguely familiar voice, greeting the girl with a... smile?]

It's been a while, Chrome.

Nobody to celebrate with? Guy like you? Crying shame.

[They can mutually go vomit to death. Nero's not as strongly affected, but he's pretty clearly got a dose of the happy, enough that he doesn't think to tease Xanxus for the incredibly out-of-character text.]

I'm taking my girl out tonight.

Oh, don't worry about me, I'll be just fine~

Where are you taking her?

I figure you're the type to tough it out. As for that--found a cute little bistro and we've got a table. She likes Italian.

[jfc he just used 'bistro' in a serious sentence...gag]

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[Oh look it's Luke and he...looks happy to see Xanxus?? What sort of Twilight Zone is this?!]

Mister Xanxus, there you are! It's so good to see you!

[And Xanxus looks happy to see Luke, too. It's a miracle the world hasn't exploded yet.]

Luke!

[In fact, he's so happy that he's going scoop Luke right up and hold him like a loving uncle would, giving him a hug as well.]

How've you been?

[Luke laughs a bit as he gets picked up. Xanxus is the best uncle in the whole wide world right now.]

I've been just great! You should see all the new Pokemon I have now!

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Well, well, you're certainly nicer today than usual~! But it's quite the lovely change! I hope your day is excellent as well <3 [ Lust? Totally affected. ]

I woke up with an egg as well, though it has a nicer than usual gleam to it! Does your egg have a nice gleam?

Yes, today is just so wonderful! How could I not be in a good mood?

A gleam? No, not really... You must have gotten a super special egg!

It'd be pretty much impossible to be in a negative mood! There isn't a pickle out of place! I must have. I'll guard it well. I wonder what makes it gleam? Perhaps it has a special talent.

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Happy Valentine's Day to you as well.

It's a rather special day so far, isn't it?

It is! Today is such a wonderful day. Are you having a good day so far?

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Someone woke up on the right side of bed this morning.

I sure did! I haven't felt this happy in ages!

[More like his entire life...]

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[ Yup, just in Goldenrod, chilling with Claire and everyone else. Gosh, today is just a great day!! He feels like he should sing and everything but-- OH HEY, IT'S HIS ~~HUSBANDU~~ BFF WALKING DOWN THE STREET. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH ]

Hello, Mister Xanxus!

[OMG ~~WAIFU~~ BFF, HE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!]

Layton!

[For once he actually sounds really fucking happy to see him. In fact, he's so happy that he's just going to pick Layton right up and spin him around while tightly hugging him. Better hold on to your top hat.]

[Skulking up behind the Boss with a stick. Why? Because either this is not his Boss, or Xanxus has had way too fucking much to drink and deserves what he's about to get anyway.]

[By which we mean, he sure did just whack Xanxus upside the head with that stick like a disgruntled housewife sneaking up on and swatting a bug.]

[Xanxus stops suddenly as he feels the back of his head being struck by something, turning around to see what the hell that was and oh, it's just his sharky.]

That's not a very nice way to greet someone, Squalo.

[Xanxus caring about being nice... and he actually has a smile on his face as he says that...]

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