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[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

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[ Oh, it's this angry guy ~~that Souji's scared shitless of~~. Uhhh, what's his name again? Souji just vaguely remembers him, but guessing he once left Johto/Kanto, some of his Pokemon are probably at the Foster Home. C'mon, what's his name... it's something with a 'X'. Xena, Xenus, Xanta, Xan... oh, right, Xanxus!! ]

Uh, Xanxus-san, right?

[...what kind of name is Xanta]

What the fuck do you want?

[ The... brother of Santa, just with an 'X'. Xanta wanted to get the role of the new Santa Claus, the father of Christmas, but Santa kicked his ass as a junior high school student... ]

I'm just wondering if you can list some of your Pokemon that you've left behind.

[That is the weirdest AU ever...]

I don't know, a Charizard, a Golem, a Noctowl, a Gengar, and a shitload of others.

[ Totally... and then Xanta finds the love of his life, Xayton, and they live happily ever after. ]

Well, if you ever come back to Goldenrod, we have most of your Pokemon here at the Foster Home. They've came here after you've disappeared.

[Xayton just makes me think of Xanxus in Layton's outfit...]

I'll be there in a few minutes.

[Surprise surprise, he's already in Goldenrod. So he's just going to disconnect now so he can change into his normal clothes and head on over to the Foster Home.]

[ Is this what Xanxus does when Layton's out, go through his wardrobe and put on his clothes... ]

[ And oh, he's in Goldenrod? Well, that saves Souji some weeks' supplies of food so he'll just wait outside the Foster Home, keeping an eye out for Xanxus. ]

[Yes, exactly...

And soon enough, Xanxus is knocking on the door of the Foster Home.]

[ Layton wants a photo of this so he can put it in their scrapbook... ]

[ Souji opens the door and steps to the side, allowing Xanxus to walk in. ]

I've gathered all of them to the backyard, so they should be there.

[ So you can go and check them out. ]

[He would look pretty sexy in Layton's outfit...

Xanxus walks right in and heads out to the backyard to check out his Pokémon. He takes a few minutes to make sure all of his level 100s are present, at least, and thankfully they are. He notices that some of his lower levelled Pokémon are here, as well... Might as well take them all back.]

Give me their Poké Balls.

[ Layton would swoon over him... ]

[ While Xanxus was checking on his Pokemon, Souji went to get a clipboard with a pen and form, along with the small bag of Pokeballs. Instead of handing over the bag, he hands over the clipboard. ]

I just need you to quickly fill this out, and they're all yours again.

[ It's just for filing purposes, where the Pokemon is going to, who it originally belonged to, that stuff. ]

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