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[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

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[Out of the courtesy of his heart, he locks his gear.]

So I'm right? I'm surprise you're going to play by their rules.

Whatever, I have your Gardevoir, I'm not sure what happened to the rest of them.

I want to see if these clowns have actually gotten any better.

You can keep that piece of shit.

You do that then, they been making a mess I'm sure it's better on the other side of that.

...Actually I need some help involving one of them. [This might be good.]

Are you sure I'm not going to give it back if you ask for it later.

Who?

And I'm sure.

That annoying guy, Cobra Commander, once he gets back to Johto I'm going to silence him for a bit.

I don't know who the fuck that is.

It's that long winded idiot in a mask. I'm surprised you didn't know since he was going out of his way to long you for.

He wanted to take you out because of that stupid mess from Halloween.

I never heard a thing from him.

[He really must be an idiot...]

But I don't give a shit about him, so you can take care of him yourself.

Fine but if you see the guy are least let me know he's back. I don't want to waste to much time on the idiot.

Are you staying in their base or you want a hotel room. [He rather ask then have the guy come to him and take over his room.]
Oh and I have a project that I know you actually might be interested in.

I'm staying in the base.

And what is it?

I have been working on a little project since you left. A fun place for everyone to fight in. I got permission from the city to allow weapon use on the grounds.

Anything you can make in this place you get to use and practice. [Honestly he's aware that something bad will come from having such rules but who cares, it will be fun.]

[Weapons... fighting... sounds like Xanxus's kind of place.]

You actually came up with a good fucking idea for once.

[Enjoy the compliment.]

[W-wow, he got a compliment, considering how pissed the guy is that something.]

...Most of them are good you just don't appreciate them.

It will take a few weeks for it to be done.

Whatever.

[And then he just... ends the feed there.]

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