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[Xanxus sure wasn't expecting to wake up back in Johto; and in a Team Rocket uniform, no less. He may have been willing to tolerate this if he had his old Pokémon on him, but nope, they're all gone now. All he has is a shitty level 15 Bagon and an even shittier level 5 Koffing. Further inspection of his stuff reveals that all of his badges and old items are gone, as well. Unamused does not even begin to cover it.

Since he can't turn on the video while he's dressed like this, he'll just use the audio function instead.]

Which of you shitheads has my fucking level 100 Pokémon? I want them back. Now.

[The others don't matter as much to him, so whatever, the dumbasses who are stuck with those fuckers can keep them.]

And Killua, Belphegor, Lussuria: I want to know where you are, if any of you are even still fucking here.

[Once he's done with that, Xanxus immediately gets up from his bed and, instead of just opening the door like a normal person, kicks the goddamn thing off its hinges, causing it to fall over, and storms out of the room to take his anger out on anyone who's unfortunate enough to run into him. Oh look, he's probably already one step closer to being fired!]

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[[....yes you do, goddamn. And speaking of that Lunatone, let it stare at you with....dat eye. It's a weird bastard.]]

Do you make a habit of exiting a room and ruining the door at the same time, then? You must go through a lot of hinges.

[[You have destructive potential! .....it's just....very unrefined, good god.]]

[Obviously it just appreciates Xanxus's beauty!!]

That's none of your fucking business.

[He is the furthest from refined you will ever get.]

[[CLEARLY, HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL.....]]

Are you always this charming, or am I just lucky?

[ISN'T HE THO???]

You're lucky that door didn't hit you in the fucking face.

[Xanxus sure wishes it did, though.]

That wasn't luck. You were having a tantrum loud enough to warn half the base.

[[Clearly we are going to be bffs for life....]]

Tell me you aren't working in the Science department.

[I see a beautiful relationship forming...]

I just got here, how the fuck am I supposed to know where I'm working?

[THERE IS A POSSIBILITY HE WILL BE WORKING IN THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT IN THE FUTURE, THOUGH..... He wants to make some firearms...]

[[THE....VERY BEST OF FRIENDS....]]

Well, I doubt you'll be in my department; after all, we don't allow children in the labs.

[[THE BEST also have a rather mocking bow because Kato is kind of a dick]]

Do have a nice day.

[[Ranpu stop staring like a creep, we're walking off in a smug fashion!!]]

[WOW, if that Lunatone wasn't there then Xanxus would be picking that door up and smacking Kato silly with it. But thankfully he knows better than to attack someone who has a powerful-looking Pokémon out, especially when all Xanxus has now is a couple of weaklings.]

Fuck you.

[And with that, he's just going to storm off in the opposite direction and probably terrorize some poor unfortunate souls.

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL XANXUS STARTS WORKING IN THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT, KATO.... JUST YOU WAIT....]

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