booze: (don't waste my time)
Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2010-07-19 03:58 pm

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[So yeah, Xanxus has been in the brig since last night, and well... It definitely wasn't what he expected it to be. It's too damn hot, the floor is constantly pulsating underneath him, and he was nearly smothered to death by those creepy arms when he tried to sleep. He hasn't even attempted to go back to sleep since, because he doesn't want to have to wake up to that every three hours. It would be less painful if he just didn't sleep at all.

Xanxus has a simple question for you, boat passengers. Since most people don't speak his language and the majority of them are too damn lazy to translate, he'll send it out in text form. Because of the poor reception, it takes an obnoxiously long time for it to actually send, but here it is.]


Is the brig always this fucked up?

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Because Jinx likes you, have some text.]

Never been down there. What the hell is going on?

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Are you inside some fucked up animal or something?

That's kind of gross. Buddy. But you might as well drink it so it doesn't make a mess.

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Jinx really didn't want to hear that because he was just joking.

He looks at the communicator in disgust.]


What the hell could you have done to deserve that?

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Robot...?]

Was she tall or short.

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think I know who it is. What made you want to rip he apart.

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[identity profile] standardpackage.livejournal.com 2010-07-20 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Did you now. I'll remember never to piss you off then. Buddy.