booze: ([female] shut the fuck up already)
Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2010-09-06 03:29 pm

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[Well fuck. When Xanxus suddenly found herself being taller again and no longer thinking about her mother, she assumed that things were back to normal now. But nope. Now, Xanxus is not a little boy, nor a fully grown man, but a fully grown woman. She realizes this when she feels the weight on her chest, looking down to find a pair of lovely lumps and a very feminine figure. She may possibly be a few inches shorter than her original height, too...

As she walks into Sergei's (because she really needs some fucking booze right now), she decides to post a text message to the ShipNET.]


Please tell me I'm not the only one who suddenly found themselves with the wrong reproductive organ.

[Because, y'know, it'd be a bit reassuring to know that other people have suddenly switched genders, too.

Once she's done, Xanxus gets a good amount of whiskey and sits in one of the booths, proceeding to drink her ass off.]
ntjstapwn: (Sex Change)

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[personal profile] ntjstapwn 2010-09-06 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Its so much easier to admit when others have the same issue...*

You're not. A lot of us probably have.
ntjstapwn: (Sex Change)

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[personal profile] ntjstapwn 2010-09-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Its probably almost ship-wide, like the last thing.

...I have.

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thank MAR that the guy is finally using that text function.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)


[Because that's what Jinx was planning to do.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jinx arrives shortly, wearing what that icon is wearing because I'm lazy.

He takes a seat right across from the other man--er-- woman and pulls out his communicator.]


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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[That earns Xanxus a laugh.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jinx pulls a bottle close and attempts to open it.

Fuck.

Fucking shit. His nails are so long and pretty, he doesn't want to ruin them or break them.]


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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Xanxus, you are a little bitch. Jinx really hopes you know that without him having to say it.

Jinx takes that bottle and smashes the top of it off on the edge of the table. The woman wants her drink, dammit.]


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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jinx is just guzzling that shit, man. She really doesn't plan to stop until she's either on the floor or her stomach bursts.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shit, these two are like brothers sisters.]



[Yah, he caught that.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)


[Jinx tries to give Xanxus a comforting look.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jinx's face immediately stiffens his expression.]



[Because this is the only thing Jinx ever sees Xanxus doing.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)


[Jinx looks up to Xanxus, biting his lip.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)


[Jinx looks over both shoulders before responding.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)


[Jinx pulls out two smokes and offers one to the other woman.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)


[Suit yourself. Jinx lights it before sticking it in his mouth.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)


[Jinx is just going to shut up and drink.]

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[identity profile] immaprettygirl.livejournal.com 2010-09-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jinx really doesn't like silence but, hell, if that is what it must come to.

He swirls around his drink then picks out a few ice cubes.]