× Uno. [Video]

[booze]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

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[video] 8DDDDDDDD

[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

[ Okay hey guess who is surprised to see you :| ]

X-Xanxus?!!

[video] ♥~

[booze]

[Hey, look who's... maybe a little surprised but not happy to see you.]

Sawada.

[video] I'M SO EXCITED D< !!

[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

Ahhh-haha. Y-you probably won't find your weapons around here. Probably. Sorry.

[video] AHAHA I AM TOO BB

[booze]

[See this face? Xanxus does not like that answer.]

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[tapestodiane]

_{[Can you feel the disapproval? Cause it's here.]}

Your weapons are gone. And you might want to treat that fish better than that.

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[booze]

[Oh, he feels it. He just doesn't give a shit.]

No.

[video] ;u;

[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

[ Woah, it's not Tsuna's fault! ]
H-hahahaha, do you really need those guns in a place like this anyways?

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[tapestodiane]

It's the closest thing you'll have to a weapon here.

[video] /snug

[booze]

[Yes it is. EVERYTHING IS TSUNA'S FAULT BECAUSE XANXUS SAYS SO.]

Yes.

[Though, to be honest, Xanxus doesn't even know what this place is. He has yet to step outside.]

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[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

[ W-why you gotta be like that, Xanxus? ]

O-oh.

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[booze]

[He has to use a fish as a weapon? Seriously?]

You're kidding.

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[booze]

[Because he loves you, that's why.]

Where are we.

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[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

[ =///= !! ]

Uhm, you're probably in a place called New Bark Town. That's where people usually first show up I think.

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[tapestodiane]

<sub>[You just wait until that fish turns all mighty sea-dragon on you and unleashes revenge for that one kick. Seriously.]

[Cooper just gives him an even look. Not quite hostile, but definitely not friendly.]</sub>

I'm not.

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

Hey! Don't kick your Pokémon!

[He crosses his arms. Okay, he knows]

We don't have our weapons here.

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[booze]

Country?

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[littleskyflame.livejournal.com]

I'm not really sure if you could call it a country, but its name is Johto.

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[booze]

[Pfff. Xanxus isn't scared.]

Great.

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[booze]

I'll do whatever the fuck I want to it.

[Yippee, no weapons. Xanxus is so thrilled to hear that.]

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[tapestodiane]

_{[He ends the feed here because pff. You are not someone he wants to spend his time on.]}

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[monkeyflirt.livejournal.com]

You probably should stop, though.

[Fffff. :|]

It's your only defense here.

[usedninjathief.livejournal.com]

They take your weapons away while your unconscious I think. I had my weapon and my Materia taken! But they give you a new kind of weapon. That fish thing flopping around on the ground. It's a Poekee thing. And you can use it to battle.

[Yuffie gives the screen a skeptical look.] Though maybe not if you let it suffocate to death or punt it to death.

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[booze]

I see.

[Xanxus has nothing else to say to Tsuna, nor does he want to look at the boy's face any longer, so he's just going to abruptly cut the feed off here.]

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[booze]

I can defend myself better than this scum can.

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[pullswhales.livejournal.com]

No, don't do that! You should at least get it in some water!

I wish I had my Ψdon's Entente with me; I'd feel a lot safer! But Dratini can defend us well enough!