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[The video feed suddenly turns on to reveal an egg sitting on a bed next to a Noctowl, who is staring at it with morbid curiosity as the shell begins to crack and twitch slightly. Soon enough, a baby Charmander emerges from the egg!]
[But the first thing he sees isn't the Noctowl beside him. He's looking in the direction of the bed next to him. The camera pans over to show the viewers what exactly is on that bed; it's a sleeping Xanxus, sprawled out on the bed and fully dressed in his suit. Even his shoes are on. Someone was tired when they got home from work.]
Char! Char!
[The ecstatic little Charmander seems to be calling out to him and edging closer to the bed, but the two beds are too far apart for him to jump across, and it's too high up for him to jump down. Xanxus isn't waking up, either. Cue sad face and teary eyes. He wants his Mama!
There's a glint in the Noctowl's eyes, and she gives a couple hoots to get the Charmander's attention before she hovers over him and grabs his tiny little arms with her talons and lifts the baby Fire Pokémon, flying over until they're hovering about two feet above Xanxus's sleeping form. The Noctowl lets go and the Charmander lands right on the man's chest, the impact being hard enough to awaken him. He sees the little Pokémon through half lidded eyes and immediately thinks what the fuck is this. Then Xanxus notices his Noctowl descending onto the bed and cocking her head in the direction of the other bed. What used to be a whole egg sitting on that bed is now a little pile of broken shells.
Whoa, everything makes sense now.
Xanxus lifts up the Charmander and slowly sits himself up, taking a good look at the Pokémon. He can feel the heat radiating from the flame on his tail, and he has to admit that the Charmander is... kinda sorta cute.]
Chaaaar!
[The Charmander extends his tiny hands toward Xanxus and looks up at him with an adoring smile, while Xanxus's expression is pretty much a tired lineface. Why the fuck is this thing so happy? But whatever, he holds the Charmander closer and awkwardly pats his head. Charmander seems to be enjoying it, though.
Then it occurs to Xanxus; since he knows what this thing looks like now, he can go look it up on his Pokédex and take a look at his evolved forms, as well. He starts to get up, still holding the Charmander in his arms, but then he looks straight into the camera and stops. And now he's scowling.]
Turn that fucking thing off.
[The camera flips around to show who's been filming this whole scene like a pro; Geodude! The rock Pokémon snickers and seems pretty fucking amused as he finally ends the feed.]
[But the first thing he sees isn't the Noctowl beside him. He's looking in the direction of the bed next to him. The camera pans over to show the viewers what exactly is on that bed; it's a sleeping Xanxus, sprawled out on the bed and fully dressed in his suit. Even his shoes are on. Someone was tired when they got home from work.]
Char! Char!
[The ecstatic little Charmander seems to be calling out to him and edging closer to the bed, but the two beds are too far apart for him to jump across, and it's too high up for him to jump down. Xanxus isn't waking up, either. Cue sad face and teary eyes. He wants his Mama!
There's a glint in the Noctowl's eyes, and she gives a couple hoots to get the Charmander's attention before she hovers over him and grabs his tiny little arms with her talons and lifts the baby Fire Pokémon, flying over until they're hovering about two feet above Xanxus's sleeping form. The Noctowl lets go and the Charmander lands right on the man's chest, the impact being hard enough to awaken him. He sees the little Pokémon through half lidded eyes and immediately thinks what the fuck is this. Then Xanxus notices his Noctowl descending onto the bed and cocking her head in the direction of the other bed. What used to be a whole egg sitting on that bed is now a little pile of broken shells.
Whoa, everything makes sense now.
Xanxus lifts up the Charmander and slowly sits himself up, taking a good look at the Pokémon. He can feel the heat radiating from the flame on his tail, and he has to admit that the Charmander is... kinda sorta cute.]
Chaaaar!
[The Charmander extends his tiny hands toward Xanxus and looks up at him with an adoring smile, while Xanxus's expression is pretty much a tired lineface. Why the fuck is this thing so happy? But whatever, he holds the Charmander closer and awkwardly pats his head. Charmander seems to be enjoying it, though.
Then it occurs to Xanxus; since he knows what this thing looks like now, he can go look it up on his Pokédex and take a look at his evolved forms, as well. He starts to get up, still holding the Charmander in his arms, but then he looks straight into the camera and stops. And now he's scowling.]
Turn that fucking thing off.
[The camera flips around to show who's been filming this whole scene like a pro; Geodude! The rock Pokémon snickers and seems pretty fucking amused as he finally ends the feed.]
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