× Uno. [Video]

[booze]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

Comments

[video]

[tapestodiane]

<sub>[You just wait until that fish turns all mighty sea-dragon on you and unleashes revenge for that one kick. Seriously.]

[Cooper just gives him an even look. Not quite hostile, but definitely not friendly.]</sub>

I'm not.

[video]

[booze]

[Pfff. Xanxus isn't scared.]

Great.

[video]

[tapestodiane]

_{[He ends the feed here because pff. You are not someone he wants to spend his time on.]}