× Uno. [Video]

[booze]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

Comments

[booze]

[Congratulations, Yuffie, you've already been more useful than everyone else Xanxus has talked to.]

It can't fight.

[usedninjathief.livejournal.com]

[Sweeeeeeet! That's a first. But she tries, she tries bro.]

It can't!? Most of the Poekee things can.

...Though I have heard that there's a fish thing that's pretty useless until it evovles. But once it evolves its BAD ASS!

You just gotta catch something else to help train it. You should have these red and white balls in your bag, and you can catch other Poekee things with 'em.

[booze]

When will it evolve?

[Because Xanxus could totally use a badass Pokémon right now.]