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× Uno. [Video]
[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]
Karp... karp... karp...
[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.
With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]
Where the fuck are my weapons.
Karp... karp... karp...
[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.
With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]
Where the fuck are my weapons.
[vidyaaa]
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[It is the best way to take care of your poképartner, gtfo.]
[vidyaaa]
If you mistreat it now it might turn on you when it evolves!
[lieeees all lieeees.]
[vidyaaa]
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[Do not doubt the almighty Xanxus.]
[vidyaaa]
[He seems like he knows what he's doing 8|a]