× Uno. [Video]

[booze]

[Oh hey there, people of Johto. Have a pleasant shot of an angry man in a suit, sitting on a bed while his Magikarp flops around on the floor nearby.]

Karp... karp... karp...

[It's pretty obvious that the poor thing is suffering. Further annoyed by the incessant "karp"ing, Xanxus gives the fish a swift kick, which sends it flying into the wall. The Magikarp lands on the ground with a thud and finally shuts up.

With that taken care of, Xanxus shifts his gaze back to the screen.]

Where the fuck are my weapons.

Comments

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were, God damn it! Some people show up here from different points in time. I was checking to see what you already knew.

[ Is this the cost of trying to help the sorta-enemy? ]

[Video]

[booze]

[Different points in time? Well, that's fucked up. But Xanxus isn't even going to bother asking about that.]

...Can I make this piece of shit stronger?

[Yes. Yes it is.]

[Video]

[stupidera.livejournal.com]

That's how this whole thing works.

[ Gokudera thinks about suggesting that Xanxus catch something else as soon as possible. But then he doesn't. ]