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× Cinque. [Video / Action for Azalea]

[So. While Xanxus was training his Pokémon today, a certain Pokémon of his... randomly evolved. The Pokédex never said that this Pokémon could evolve again. What the fuck is happening? Camera's going over to this mysterious Pokémon now for everyone else to see.

He's not complaining, of course, but this is just really weird.]

What the fuck is this? It isn't even in the fucking Pokédex.

[Observant people may also notice that Xanxus is playing with his recently acquired Hive Badge in his other hand.]

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[A cheeky little brat has appeared]

Wow Uncle Xanxus he's just like you, huge with a pissed off look on his face.

Don't call me "uncle."

Well I certain can't keep call you my brother. Now can I.

I don't want to pretend to be related to you, you fucking piece of shit.

Awww Come on I'm not that bad. [trollface]

Anyway, what did you mean its not in the Pokédex?

Yes you are.

I meant exactly what I fucking said.

That can't be possible that stupid manual said the Pokédex knows all about the different pokémon.

It doesn't know about this one.

It's either two things one your Mammoth pulled off a miracle or two, that thing isn't from Johto.

How the fuck can it not be from Johto?

I was think about that actually, Squalo got a shark pokémon apparently you can't find those in Johto either. I could mean that Johto could just be one country and your thing could be entire different country.

...

[Is Killua actually making sense?]

I guess that's possible.

[Hey he maybe an tactless smartass brat, but he's a smart tactless smartass of a brat.]

...Wait did you do something to your Mammoth before he evolved.

[Xanxus thinks about it for a moment.]

Before he leveled up, I had a move tutor teach him Ancientpower. That's it.

That might have something to do about it. It seems kind of suspicious that your Piloswine evolved into an ancient creature, right after learning that.

That's what I thought, but it's just fucked up. I thought Pokémon could only evolve by getting them to a certain level, giving them a certain stone, or trading them.

It is messed up. I been hearing that some things only a evolve when their happy enough and the time of day. Probably should have given up understanding them after I found out all of them come from eggs.

I've officially given up understanding these things.

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No shit.

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That's what I thought, too. It used to be a Piloswine. The Pokédex never said that Piloswine can evolve.

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It would be nice to know where the fuck to take it to.

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I guess it's worth a shot.

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I wouldn't know what the fuck to name it.

[It would probably be something uncreative like "Shithead."]

It looks like a Belphegor.

...How?

[He saw the resemblance with Piloswine, but this thing? No way.]

Hirsute creature of questionable intellect. And probably poor temperament, too.

How the fuck do you even know that?

[Fame seems pretty well-behaved so far. He's just trying to get used to his huge new body and everything.]

I must apologize for my assumptions. You're right. I'm certain it is more intelligent than the namesake I proposed.

I can assure you he is.

It's so...fat!

Probably because he fucking eats too much.

That's probably true. At least he'll be all warm and squishy though!

...

I guess.

That's pretty weird that it's not in the pokedex! This is the first I've heard about that ever happening.

First time I've ever heard about it, too.

It's probably not a big deal, right?

Well, it would be nice to know what the fuck my Piloswine just turned into.

I-it says its name, doesn't it?

He hasn't said it yet.

[u still mad?]

Well that's an improvement. Still looks fat and stupid, but at least no longer completely pathetic.

[Hey, hey, Fame heard that. He growls and glares at Squalo.

And yes, Xanxus still mad.]

Whatever.

[Flicking his badge up in the air like a coin now because he can.]

And congrats on the badge. [Nothing like starting the day with what sounds like promises of violence. Oh, fuck. Not that that worries him. There's no need to worry when you know for fact you're digging your own grave.]

[Xanxus catches the badge in his hand as it falls back down.]

Anything else?

No, boss.

Good.

[Disconnecting now.]

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