× Sette. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[booze]

[Well, Xanxus has finally recovered (mostly) and is out of the Pokémon Center now, so today he's in the Goldenrod Department Store! Anyone who has seen Xanxus before should notice that he's no longer been wearing that business suit he's had on ever since he got here; he's now wearing something much more casual and suitable for this random heat wave. Just a simple dark purple, collared t-shirt with khaki shorts that go down to his knees. And shiny new sneakers. Yep, he just bought this outfit today, and he has a few more in the bags on his arm. As well as his icky, dirty suit.

Now, it seems he's looking at swimming trunks. As he picks up a pair to check what size it is, a cackle can be heard from behind the camera. Without even looking, Xanxus says:]

Turn that damn thing off.

Geeeengar~

[YOU'RE NO FUUUN, MASTER. But whatever, she'll listen. The feed is shutting off now.]


(( Anyone else who's in the Department Store is free to run into him~ ))

Comments

action; /SOBS FOREVER

[puzzling]

[ Well, Layton must surely get Mr Xanxus a 101 guide to being a gentleman then! ]

What for, if I am allowed to ask?

action; /HUGS

[booze]

[Do that and he will rip it up.]

None of your business.

[Fantasma is looking a liiittle too mischievous... Xanxus catches on without even looking at her and returns her to her ball before she flat-out attacks Layton, which he wouldn't mind if there weren't so many witnesses around.]

action; /CLINGS TO FOREVER

[puzzling]

[ Why are you such a violet man, Mr Xanxus ]

Yes, you are correct. I shouldn't have asked. Though please do take care of yourself in the future.

[ Oh good because that's no good especially if Fantasma does something to his beloved hat. ]

action; /SNUGS

[booze]

[Because he's a hardcore, elite assassin. Not that he'd ever tell Layton that, though.]

Whatever.

[In the meantime, Xanxus is going to pick out another pair of swimming trunks to buy. Or maybe two. ONE IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.]

action; /SLEEPS IN YOUR CLOSET AFTER

[puzzling]

[ Even hardcore, elite assassins need to be gentleman about it. Look at Shelly deKiller in Ace Attorney. ]

Are you planning to go swimming any time soon?

action; ....WELL THEN

[booze]

[But Xanxus is a far better assassin than Shelly. 8| Plus, he's a member of the Italian mafia.]

Maybe.

action; /STAYS HERE AND COLLECTS DUST

[puzzling]

[ But Shelly will always be better by being a gentleman. That's what clients want nowadays. ]

Is there a reason for buying more than one?

action; /STAYS HERE AND COLLECTS DUST

[booze]

[If clients actually cared about how polite their assassins were, then why the fuck did Xanxus and his team of obnoxious yet gifted assassins get dozens of clients per week and from all around the world? 8|]

Because I want to.

[Geez, what is this, 20 Questions?]

action;

[puzzling]

[ shush, don't question this.

And the Professor just gives a small smile. It seems as if Mr Xanxus isn't much of a talker so the Professor only just joins in the other side of the rack to look for some. He needs one for himself, Luke, and a few for the prizes of Picarats. ]