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[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter if they're small. Pretty sure they can get the job done.

[He says that as his almost seven-foot Charizard swoops down and grunts.]

Just isn't as comfortable to ride on a Pidgeot or a Skarmory.

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Why can't his Charizard be that tall. :c Xanxus's Charizard, who is at the average height of 5'7", is curled up in the Cianwood sand and being used as a pillow.]

How.

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

Just hold on tight and hope for the best. Pokémon and the laws of physics don't go hand in hand, otherwise a Dragonite couldn't even hover.

[Because really. Their wings are so puny and look like they'd snap.]

It's pretty rough, though. If you're riding on something smaller than you, you can't move around much.

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[...Well, Riku has a point there.]

That's why I want something bigger.

[Xanxus is picky as fuck, you see.]

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

Well, you could go for a dragon type, but you'll have to be careful. A Gible won't cut it, even if the Pokédex says their final form can fly.

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That's bullshit.

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. Sure, Quake's a ground type, but if he can fly on his own, why can't he carry people around? He's got the muscle for it.

[Oh, Poké-logic.]