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[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

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text; LET'S DO THIS THING

[puzzling]

[ The Professor is sitting at the Cianwood Pokemon Centre, waiting for his Pokemon to heal. Yuuuuup. ]

I believe when you evolve some Flying-type Pokemon to their final forms, such as a Pidgey, the grow quite large.

And language, Mister Xanxus. A true gentleman always watches what he says.

text; YEEEESSSSS ;A;

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[Xanxus is just relaxing by the ocean and will probably be hard to miss once Layton walks out of the Center.]

How large?

I'm not a true gentleman.

[nokemenma.livejournal.com]

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They're fully evolved at level 93 and they're still too damn short.

[nokemenma.livejournal.com]

text; I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ;A;

[puzzling]

[ Just getting his Pokemon from the front desk now. He'll be outside soon. ]

If I remember correctly, a friend of mine's Pidgeot is at least five feet tall.

With practice, I am sure that you can become one.

text; ME TOO SIUDFHSJFSK

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Way too short.

I don't want to become one.

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No shit. They better be taller.

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[islandshore.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter if they're small. Pretty sure they can get the job done.

[He says that as his almost seven-foot Charizard swoops down and grunts.]

Just isn't as comfortable to ride on a Pidgeot or a Skarmory.

text; LAYTON WILL AT LEAST GET THAT BLUE HEART ON XANXUS' CR CHART

[puzzling]

Ah, yes, you are quite tall, aren't you? Do you know exactly how tall? [ Layton just remembers that Xanxus is way taller than him. ]

Well, I do suppose each to their own. I certainly cannot force you to become one.

[ And now walking out of the Centre with his fantastic Ninetales along. He'll notice Xaxnus sooner or later. ]

text; MAYBE SOMEDAY

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6'4"

[He's just going to ignore that last part completely. Aaand Xanxus is currently using his Charizard as a pillow, who is curled up on the ground.]

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[...

Why can't his Charizard be that tall. :c Xanxus's Charizard, who is at the average height of 5'7", is curled up in the Cianwood sand and being used as a pillow.]

How.

text → action; SOMEDAY-- and oh shit, man... i thought he was 6'2... 1/2

[puzzling]

[ While in the middle of texting a reply back, oh hey, who is that familiar person over there! Walking over to see if it is this person-- ]

Mister Xanxus? I have not known that you've arrived in Cianwood. [ HAPPY ]

action;

[puzzling]

[ But then looking at the size of the Charizard and Xanxus' size... ] Ah, now I can see how this is quite problematic for you...

[ Are you just a giant, Xanxus? Even with Layton's tophat on, you're still taller. How is this even possible? ]

action; due to some discrepancies I found I decided TYE is 6'1" and TYL is 6'4"~

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[Xanxus is just staring out at the ocean when all of a sudden SURPRISE LAYTON HOLY SHIT. He definitely wasn't expecting that. He and his Charizard both glance up at him.]

...Yeah.

action; oh my god, now Layton will never catch up :C 5'3" forever

[puzzling]

[ > Your Prof Layton has become more assassin-like! ]

Has anyone replied yet with larger Pokemon?

action; ahahaha shorty

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[yeah okay Layton]

No.

action; he's 5'9" with the hat!!

[puzzling]

[ are you just jelly, xanxus? ]

Have you tried upon any Dragon-type Pokemon then? [ Hope Xanxus doesn't mind if Layton and his Ninetales takes a seat next to him. Sup? ]

action; THAT'S STILL SHORT TO XANXUS!!!

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[why would he be jelly he is a much better assassin than you will ever be, SCUM.]

Haven't seen any.

[Nah, he doesn't mind. For now.]

forget that action tag-- XANXUS STOP BEING FUCKING GODZILLA

[puzzling]

[ i don't see xanxus beating someone using a sword with a pipe. A PIPE ]

Perhaps you can check the Safari Zone then. I have heard that many different kinds of Pokemon live there.

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

Did you try flying in a Dragonite?

NEVER

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[yeah well i don't see layton killing two men in an epic battoru while sitting the entire time]

Like what.

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No.

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[redeyesforpride.livejournal.com]

Strong Dragon-type, 7'03", pretty useful.

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[DO WANT]

How do I get one?