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[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

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action; THAT'S STILL SHORT TO XANXUS!!!

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[why would he be jelly he is a much better assassin than you will ever be, SCUM.]

Haven't seen any.

[Nah, he doesn't mind. For now.]

forget that action tag-- XANXUS STOP BEING FUCKING GODZILLA

[puzzling]

[ i don't see xanxus beating someone using a sword with a pipe. A PIPE ]

Perhaps you can check the Safari Zone then. I have heard that many different kinds of Pokemon live there.

NEVER

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[yeah well i don't see layton killing two men in an epic battoru while sitting the entire time]

Like what.

LAYTON SADFACES FOREVER :C

[puzzling]

[ hey man, that's because layton disapproves of violence. if he isn't, then he'll kill all of italy and xanxus. ]

From what I remember, the variety is large such as many different Flying-types to Water-types. I am positive that one of those Dratinis live there.

[ Since that's what he has been hearing from everywhere. ]

XANXUS LAUGHS FOREVER

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[suuuure he would

AND OMG WUT DRATINI?]

...Hmph. Too bad I can't get there yet.

IS THAT HOW LAYTON GETS REPAID?

[puzzling]

[ just watch, it'll happen. he'll just snap one day. ]

Is there a problem?

YUP

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[xanxus will popcorn.gif when that happens.]

Haven't you noticed all those damn cliffs?

WOW OKAY LAYTON IS LEAVING FOREVER AND TAKING THE HOUSE

[puzzling]

[ will he be proud? ]

[ Oh right, those cliffs. Layton has just managed to scale up those with the help of his Onix and Noctowl. ] Ah, will you like some help then?

FINE HE'LL JUST MOVE BACK IN WITH HIS HAREM OF ASSASSINS

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[yes. c:]

...You know how to get past them?

... reiton so ronrey now 8'(

[puzzling]

[ awww yeah ]

I have an Onix that is able to scale upon those cliffs with ease. It's quite the ride though, to say the least. [ HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM BUMPS ]

suck his dick and he'll come back

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[♥]

I can handle it.

gdi xanxus, that's the only thing you ever ask for

[puzzling]

Wonderful! We can go anytime you like.

WELL MAYBE IF HE DID IT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP ASKING!!!

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[...It would be nice to get away from the brats for a while...]

Tomorrow.

GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

[puzzling]

Is tomorrow morning fine by you?

THAT'S NO FUN

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I guess.