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[Someone just got his Storm Badge and realized neither of his Flying types can carry him very well... Why does Xanxus have to be so damn tall. Even his Charizard can barely handle him.]

Are there any Flying type Pokémon that aren't fucking puny? Mine are too short to fly me anywhere.

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text; YEEEESSSSS ;A;

[booze]

[Xanxus is just relaxing by the ocean and will probably be hard to miss once Layton walks out of the Center.]

How large?

I'm not a true gentleman.

text; I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ;A;

[puzzling]

[ Just getting his Pokemon from the front desk now. He'll be outside soon. ]

If I remember correctly, a friend of mine's Pidgeot is at least five feet tall.

With practice, I am sure that you can become one.

text; ME TOO SIUDFHSJFSK

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Way too short.

I don't want to become one.

text; LAYTON WILL AT LEAST GET THAT BLUE HEART ON XANXUS' CR CHART

[puzzling]

Ah, yes, you are quite tall, aren't you? Do you know exactly how tall? [ Layton just remembers that Xanxus is way taller than him. ]

Well, I do suppose each to their own. I certainly cannot force you to become one.

[ And now walking out of the Centre with his fantastic Ninetales along. He'll notice Xaxnus sooner or later. ]

text; MAYBE SOMEDAY

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6'4"

[He's just going to ignore that last part completely. Aaand Xanxus is currently using his Charizard as a pillow, who is curled up on the ground.]

text → action; SOMEDAY-- and oh shit, man... i thought he was 6'2... 1/2

[puzzling]

[ While in the middle of texting a reply back, oh hey, who is that familiar person over there! Walking over to see if it is this person-- ]

Mister Xanxus? I have not known that you've arrived in Cianwood. [ HAPPY ]

action;

[puzzling]

[ But then looking at the size of the Charizard and Xanxus' size... ] Ah, now I can see how this is quite problematic for you...

[ Are you just a giant, Xanxus? Even with Layton's tophat on, you're still taller. How is this even possible? ]

action; due to some discrepancies I found I decided TYE is 6'1" and TYL is 6'4"~

[booze]

[Xanxus is just staring out at the ocean when all of a sudden SURPRISE LAYTON HOLY SHIT. He definitely wasn't expecting that. He and his Charizard both glance up at him.]

...Yeah.

action; oh my god, now Layton will never catch up :C 5'3" forever

[puzzling]

[ > Your Prof Layton has become more assassin-like! ]

Has anyone replied yet with larger Pokemon?

action; ahahaha shorty

[booze]

[yeah okay Layton]

No.

action; he's 5'9" with the hat!!

[puzzling]

[ are you just jelly, xanxus? ]

Have you tried upon any Dragon-type Pokemon then? [ Hope Xanxus doesn't mind if Layton and his Ninetales takes a seat next to him. Sup? ]

action; THAT'S STILL SHORT TO XANXUS!!!

[booze]

[why would he be jelly he is a much better assassin than you will ever be, SCUM.]

Haven't seen any.

[Nah, he doesn't mind. For now.]

forget that action tag-- XANXUS STOP BEING FUCKING GODZILLA

[puzzling]

[ i don't see xanxus beating someone using a sword with a pipe. A PIPE ]

Perhaps you can check the Safari Zone then. I have heard that many different kinds of Pokemon live there.

NEVER

[booze]

[yeah well i don't see layton killing two men in an epic battoru while sitting the entire time]

Like what.

LAYTON SADFACES FOREVER :C

[puzzling]

[ hey man, that's because layton disapproves of violence. if he isn't, then he'll kill all of italy and xanxus. ]

From what I remember, the variety is large such as many different Flying-types to Water-types. I am positive that one of those Dratinis live there.

[ Since that's what he has been hearing from everywhere. ]

XANXUS LAUGHS FOREVER

[booze]

[suuuure he would

AND OMG WUT DRATINI?]

...Hmph. Too bad I can't get there yet.

IS THAT HOW LAYTON GETS REPAID?

[puzzling]

[ just watch, it'll happen. he'll just snap one day. ]

Is there a problem?

YUP

[booze]

[xanxus will popcorn.gif when that happens.]

Haven't you noticed all those damn cliffs?

WOW OKAY LAYTON IS LEAVING FOREVER AND TAKING THE HOUSE

[puzzling]

[ will he be proud? ]

[ Oh right, those cliffs. Layton has just managed to scale up those with the help of his Onix and Noctowl. ] Ah, will you like some help then?

FINE HE'LL JUST MOVE BACK IN WITH HIS HAREM OF ASSASSINS

[booze]

[yes. c:]

...You know how to get past them?

... reiton so ronrey now 8'(

[puzzling]

[ awww yeah ]

I have an Onix that is able to scale upon those cliffs with ease. It's quite the ride though, to say the least. [ HOW DO YOU LIKE 'EM BUMPS ]

suck his dick and he'll come back

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[♥]

I can handle it.

gdi xanxus, that's the only thing you ever ask for

[puzzling]

Wonderful! We can go anytime you like.

WELL MAYBE IF HE DID IT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO KEEP ASKING!!!

[booze]

[...It would be nice to get away from the brats for a while...]

Tomorrow.

GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK

[puzzling]

Is tomorrow morning fine by you?