booze: (my chair bitch)
Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2011-10-20 03:14 pm

× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]


Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]


(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))

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[identity profile] purinsuzarippa.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Boss, the prince wants-- that plain green one over there. [ NO MATTERS, he does not need to say please. ]

-and a Sneasel egg from that weird guy, too.

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[identity profile] silver-lucifer.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
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Would it be possible to get a Happiny?

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puzzling: (take some getting used to)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, of course.

Will that be the only one?

[Text] Yes, Xanxus still scares her a little.

[identity profile] reflectingghost.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)

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[identity profile] 4leafcleaver.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[This is Clover passing by with an Eevee in her arms. She will stop and stare at all dem eggs. The Roserade with her is just as...intrigued.]

...that's a whole lotta eggs. I'll take one.
puzzling: (You'll see soon enough Luke)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Which one are you interested in, my dear?

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[identity profile] harbringersoul.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like a Dratini egg.

[finally, a useful creature; he already has money out to pay, but how much?]
puzzling: (on an adventure for just the two of us)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Who will you like it from?

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[identity profile] brokencandles.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
...could I have a Growlithe egg? Um. From... the man with the hat...

[Because she can't call him 'Mr. Charity Case'.]

Those are the dog ones that get really big, right?
puzzling: (come along now)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, those are the ones. They will only become that way if you use a Fire Stone on them, and you may have one if you can reassure me that it will be taken well care of.

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[identity profile] seikaprez.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Are there any free Teddiursa eggs left?
puzzling: (Enjoying a nice cup of tea)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Just a few left.

Are you interested in one?

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[personal profile] ripped 2011-10-21 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ On the one hand, he should probably be saving up now that Kyrie's here. On the other hand, his little Bagon isn't exactly a very effective protector, and those Charmanders look suitably epic to keep his lady love safe. ]

I'll take one of those Charmanders.

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puzzling: (always the morning paper)

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[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Layton makes sure his Noctowl has the small bag containing an egg nicely strapped to it before he sends it off its way. He looks over to Xanxus' side, coughing a few times into his mask. ]

Is business going well for you, Mister Xanxus?
tarotcards: ((゜◇゜ )))

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[personal profile] tarotcards 2011-10-21 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Uwah... it's that man back from the pick-up line entry. Y'know. the one that went "what the fuck are you doing?" at him. Urk, hope the guy doesn't remember Souji. ]

Do you have any Growlithe eggs left, Xanxus-san?

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text; on second thoughts.

[identity profile] usedbitetodeath.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)

[video] I'm sorry this is so late. /)_(\

[identity profile] cockinthecrown.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
A Duskull egg, if possible.

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[identity profile] doorjammer.livejournal.com 2011-10-23 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one creepy-ass Gardevoir you got there.

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[identity profile] used-glare.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 01:22 pm (UTC)(link)
As one Breeder to another, I must say that your eggs are very impressive, Mr. Xanxus.

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[identity profile] youngforhisage.livejournal.com 2011-10-25 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm... Do you happen to have any Lapras eggs left?
explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)

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[personal profile] explosivecombat 2011-10-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, hello there, Xanxus.]

As questionable as your manner is when it comes to addressing potential customers, if your message is any indication your wares seem well worth the price.

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