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Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2011-10-20 03:14 pm

× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]


Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]


(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))

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[identity profile] buttpinched.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Outside the Pokemon Center of Goldenrod.

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[identity profile] partyofwin.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be in the very best hands, promise! I'll make sure it stays nice and warm while it's an egg, and when it hatches I'll make it something special, like I made Colonel Custard's hat! And we'll teach it to bake, too!

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[identity profile] usedlaserbeam.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, thank you.

[He accepts it gingerly, giving the shell a quick glance-over before settling it carefully in the crook of his arm.]

[Action]

[identity profile] can-do-idol.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? A-are you sure that's okay?

[She's just being polite, it's very clear from her face that she really, really wants one.]

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[identity profile] someone-one-one.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you, um...what was it...Xanxus-san! I'll definitely do that!

[identity profile] sunshine-fruit.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She hands it to him without even hesitating. She counted it beforehand, but go ahead, count it again.]

Which ones are the Charmander eggs?

[Video] I'm okay with this :3a

[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because he's your partner, companion and friend!

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[identity profile] purinsuzarippa.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Send the egg to Ecruteak city, since we'll be passing through there soon.

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[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Then why are you sticking around with him, making business with him and above all of else...

... Sleeping with him?
puzzling: (ASDL;KFJA;SDLKFJA;SDF)

[Video] LMFAOS ASLDJKF HAHAHAHAHAHA

[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if Keiichi and Xanxus has ever wanted to see the Professor completely flustered and doing a silent verbal keysmash, well, here you are. ]

--I assure you that we are doing no such thing. [ Said in the most calm voice that Layton can manage. ]

[Video] I BRING FABULOUS EVERYWHERE!!

[identity profile] sohotlikeme.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh, oh! [ ALL THIS GOSSIP HE MUST KNOW EVERYTHING. ] Hershel, you have really good taste!!

[Video] YES! YES!! YES!!!

[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[LET'S ADD MORE FUEL TO THE FIRE.]

--Ohhh? There's no need to be shy you two. I'm sure Layton-san of all people knows that you're a heavy sleeper after a long night.
puzzling: (please leave a message after the beep)

[Video] I THINK I BURST A LUNG

[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Keiichi, my boy, if you would not...

[ please stop. Do you not see Layton just pressing one hand to his face. ALL OF HIS FACE PALMING. ]

[Video] WE ARE ALL MAD HERE BRO

[identity profile] sohotlikeme.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You! The boy named Keiichi! You have to tell me everything you know! [ PRIORITIES. ]

And now, Hershel, dear! You should have told me about this sooner! [ Daydreaming. ]

[Video] KEIICHI SURE IS JOLLY

[identity profile] youhavemybat.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Directing this to Lussuria] --Haaah? Since the fabulously handsome gentlemen happens to be interested, I'll tell him!

They were sleeping in the same tent after a very interesting video feed! And Xanxus-san here... Well, did you know that it takes a PokeFlute to wake him up? It would be in your best interest to know this if you're a friend of his!

[And saying this to Xanxus] Muhaha! I go where the wind carries me!

text; on second thoughts.

[identity profile] usedbitetodeath.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
puzzling: (...Is this instant tea?)

[Video] SOB CAN LAYTON GO HOME NOW PLEASE

[personal profile] puzzling 2011-10-22 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh my God, how did this conversation go downhill so fast... ]

Mister Lussuria, I promise you, there is nothing between Mister Xanxus and I. [ Now turning to Xanxus. ] And please, calm down. Violence won't solve anything.

[ He's trying to keep this so calm and everything, but man, his ears are turning red. Oh god, help. ]

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[identity profile] idlewanderlust.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
As long as you're certain, sir... As for my interest... Hm... Could you tell me what a 'Piplup' and a 'Chimchar' look like? I'm afraid I have yet to see the majority of the options...

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[personal profile] ex_cuts951 2011-10-22 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ arigatou xanxan :* ]

Great! I'll send the cash right now. Thanks!

[Video] NO HE CAN'T

[identity profile] sohotlikeme.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Brb daydreaming about your wedding.

... It's so wonderful.

Okay, he's back. ]


Mama is going to cook a wonderful dinner to celebrate this ♥

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[identity profile] brokencandles.livejournal.com 2011-10-22 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A Fire Stone? [This is new information to her, but oh, is her abilty to take care of Pokemon being questioned? Aah, well, she is kind of young.] It would be! I can take care of animals, really!

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