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× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]
[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!
One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]
Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.
[He pauses for a moment to cough.]
As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.
[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]
We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.
[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]
I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.
[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]
Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.
[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]
Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.
[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]
We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.
[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]
(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!
And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))
One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]
Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.
[He pauses for a moment to cough.]
As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.
[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]
We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.
[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]
I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.
[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]
Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.
[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]
Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.
[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]
We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.
[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]
(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!
And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))
[Video] XANXUS SURE IS MAD
Where are you, brat.
[Video] KEIICHI SURE IS JOLLY
They were sleeping in the same tent after a very interesting video feed! And Xanxus-san here... Well, did you know that it takes a PokeFlute to wake him up? It would be in your best interest to know this if you're a friend of his!
[And saying this to Xanxus] Muhaha! I go where the wind carries me!
[Video] SOB CAN LAYTON GO HOME NOW PLEASE
Mister Lussuria, I promise you, there is nothing between Mister Xanxus and I. [ Now turning to Xanxus. ] And please, calm down. Violence won't solve anything.
[ He's trying to keep this so calm and everything, but man, his ears are turning red. Oh god, help. ]
[Video] NO HE CAN'T
... It's so wonderful.
Okay, he's back. ]
Mama is going to cook a wonderful dinner to celebrate this ♥
[Video] IF XANXUS HAS TO SUFFER THROUGH THIS THEN SO DOES LAYTON!!
Xanxus is so pissed off now. He's just going to ignore both Keiichi and Layton for now.]
Celebrate what, the fact that you're a fucking dumbass?
[Video] COME ON CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG
Hahaha! Come on, don't talk to your comrade about that. He's just happy for your beautiful friendship. There's nothing wrong with friendship between two guys.