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Xanxus ([personal profile] booze) wrote2011-10-20 03:14 pm

× Dodici. [Video / Action for Goldenrod]

[It’s a beautiful, sunny day in Johto today; perfect day to have a massive egg sale! In the center of Goldenrod City, anyone who happens to be passing by will spot two men sitting at a stand, and behind them are two enormous piles of eggs. They’re practically as tall as mountains… well, maybe not, but they’re really fucking huge, okay. And even if you’re not in Goldenrod, you’ll see them anyway, because there’s an unknown cameraman broadcasting this to the network!

One of the men, Xanxus, isn’t even looking at the camera and is just typing away on his PokéGear with his feet propped up on the stand. However, the other one, Layton, is looking at the camera with a pleasant smile... that can't be seen because he's wearing a face mask since he is sick.]


Good afternoon, Johto. I do hope that everyone is doing well today.

[He pauses for a moment to cough.]

As you can see, Mister Xanxus and I have quite the number of Pokémon eggs over here. After some discussion, we have decided to breed our Pokémon for others here in Johto.

[The camera pans slowly in all different directions to show all the multi-colored eggs in each pile. Aren’t they pretty? Once it’s done, though, the camera focuses back on Layton.]

We will be including a list in text form of the eggs we have available shortly after this feed.

[Which is what Xanxus has been working on this whole time. Aaand some more coughs from Layton. Why did he have to insist on giving out the eggs today...]

I am willing to part with these eggs for no charge if you are able to provide them a good home and care.

[And then the camera shifts to Xanxus as he finally pipes up, though he’s still not looking at their audience.]

Unlike him, I’m not some fucking charity case. Pay the full price for my eggs or you’re not getting any.

[Layton gives Xanxus a brief look, but he won’t even comment on the foul language or overall rudeness. Not like he ever listens, anyway…]

Yes… Mister Xanxus will be including his prices in the list, as well.

[And now the camera is starting to zoom out. With one last cough from Layton.]

We look forward to doing business with you all, and I do hope you have a wonderful day.

[The camera finally turns around to reveal who has been filming this whole time; Xanxus’s Gardevoir! Yes, the very one that was publically assaulted by his trainer just last month as a Kirlia… He strikes a sexy pose for the camera and winks before shutting the feed off.]


(( Egg claims are over here! This list is essentially what Xanxus’s text message looks like, minus the actual claims, of course. There are still plenty of slots left, so if you haven’t already claimed an egg, you can still do so! Just make sure to leave a comment there and wait for confirmation before you comment to the IC post!

And of course brown text is Layton, and red text is Xanxus. Replies will come from either/both of us, depending on who you’re getting your egg(s) from or what your character is saying. Even if your character isn’t interested in getting an egg, they can still comment if they really want to! ))

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[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-20 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not that it takes that long for Ritz to get there. It'd take less time if Brenda could fly...] Sorry I'm late. [She's hanging on to the grip at the front of her saddle with her good arm- Brenda does know where she's going.]

[Brenda is making a disgruntled noise, looking up at Xanxus. She's not used to that many people being taller than her.]

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[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Ritz is digging in her otherwise-empty bag for the money and offering it over.] There.

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[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Ritz is kind of... she's opening her bag further.] Could you help me get it in here? Normally I'd be fine, but... [But she doesn't trust her grip with one hand partly covered by a cast.]

[Action] o xanxus next thing you know you'll be helping little old ladies cross the street. <3

[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Ritz is smiling at Xanxus and making sure the bag is closed and stable.] Thanks. I never did get your name, by the way...

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[identity profile] usedfeint.livejournal.com 2011-10-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[NEVER. YOU'RE BEING NICE TO HER.] I'm Ritz. It was a pleasure doing business with you.