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[Xanxus is back on the network, looking unamused as usual; however, the outfit he is wearing is completely different from anything he's ever worn before. Today he is donning this kingly outfit minus the shirt, because just look at that thing, it's hideous. So enjoy the view of his scarred and muscular abs. To further add to his oh so manly and kingly image, he's even got a matching staff that he is currently tapping against his free palm idly.]

It has come to my attention that there is a despicable young woman who claims to be the "only ruler of Johto," but I assure you all that what she says is nothing but lies! The one and only ruler of Johto is me, the King of Hearts! There is no one better fit to rule this land than I am! I do not and never will have a queen reigning beside me.

Now, I demand that you filthy peasants offer gifts to honor your new ruler, the true ruler of Johto! Anyone who refuses to do so will lose their head!

That is all. You may go back to your pathetic, miserable lives now.

[And then Xanxus's Dragonite shuts off the feed, who has been giving his trainer the most unsure look throughout this entire thing.]

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[Hey, have a hot tempered queen to bump into you Xanxus! She's kind of pre-occupied at the moment with a really weird curse that makes her say 'Desu' ALL THE TIME, and she doesn't see you there at first.]

Ah! I say, you should watch where you are going, desu! I could have your head for that, clumsy oaf, desu-!

[This is followed by a pause as she notes that it's the 'King of Hearts'.]

[And have an equally hot-tempered king glaring at Suiseiseki.]

The one who needs to watch where they are going is you, insolent wretch! And watch how you speak to your king, too! I could have your head for such blatant disrespect!

[Oh Goldenrod is so doomed...]

Why you ill mannered mongrel, I should have your head for speaking to my royal self, your Queen, in such a tone, desu!

[This could go back and forth for awhile, surely there are endless reasons for both to have the other's head removed.]

I say, it was also probably you who has had me cursed with this wretched verbal tic, desu!

[Yes it is.]

You have no authority in this land! I will speak to you in any tone I wish! And why would I waste my precious time casting a curse on you when I have much more important things to do?

[The 'Queen of Hearts' puts her hands on her hips and purses her lips in an annoyed huff,]

Well I am quite sure I have just as much authority as you do, so perhaps you should consider how much authority that means you have in this land, desu! And if it was not you, which I am not so certain of, perhaps you have a clever idea as to who it could be, desu.

[She turns up her nose before casting another suspicious, haughty glare at the 'king'.]

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