booze | × Quattordici. [Video / Action for Saffron] Fourth Wall Post!

[Oh boy, a fourth wall event that Xanxus is actually conscious for! Like many others who have regained lost powers and weapons and whatnot, his Flames of Wrath are now fully functional once more, and his X-Guns and box weapon have mysteriously appeared on his person as well. After having gone almost an entire year without them, he finds it very, very strange. He's happy that they're back, but it's still weird.

On the video feed, Xanxus can be seen playing with his flame, which is completely engulfing his hand and flaring rather violently. He shoots a couple fireballs to make sure that they're really working to their full extent. Standing behind him in the background is a large, white-furred and red-eyed lion with similar flames coming out of its mane and paws. It looks like it could pass for a Pokemon, but it really isn't one at all.

Once Xanxus is completely sure that his flames are working again, he turns his attention to the camera and asks just one simple question.]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Yep. That's all he wanted to say.

Anyone in the Saffron area can either find him in the city messing with his flames some more, or on one of the routes nearby, testing out his guns. He missed these beauties so much. Xanxus hasn't even noticed yet that his roster of Pokémon has changed completely...]

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[Wow, what a wimp. Xanxus looks in Ruby's direction and points one of his guns straight at him.]

No.

Hah- [Well... crap. Ruby's got his arms raised now.] Then can we at least come to a compromise and say you won't shoot me?

[Xanxus just glares at him for a little while longer before he aims his gun elsewhere.]

You're not worth wasting bullets on.

[But he'll continue shooting trees and wild Pokémon!]

[Phew. Don't need to tell him twice! He is out.of.here.]

[But... you're still shooting back there, aren't you? You're shooting the pokaymanz.]

[And there's no one else around to tell you that is Not Okay... dammit he hates this nagging feeling of responsibility. Why's he always have to deal with the crazy pyro people, huh?]

[... Kay Ruru let's get this over with. If you look to your left, Xanxus, you'll notice an abrupt lack of fleeing flamboyantness.

Pretty weird huh?]

[Yeah, that is pretty weird... But whatever, Xanxus is just gonna keep shooting stuff.]

[That's a pretty cool story and I'd let you finish, but Ruru is going to warp in front of you with a (seemingly) unproctored Hypnosis Attack.

You are getting sleepy.]

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[3/??] my first inbox attack! :D

[4/4] And then I woke up to finish the trainwreck.

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