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Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

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It'd be pretty much impossible to be in a negative mood! There isn't a pickle out of place! I must have. I'll guard it well. I wonder what makes it gleam? Perhaps it has a special talent.

Happy Valentine's Day to you as well.

It's a rather special day so far, isn't it?

Someone woke up on the right side of bed this morning.

I figure you're the type to tough it out. As for that--found a cute little bistro and we've got a table. She likes Italian.

[jfc he just used 'bistro' in a serious sentence...gag]

[ Yup, just in Goldenrod, chilling with Claire and everyone else. Gosh, today is just a great day!! He feels like he should sing and everything but-- OH HEY, IT'S HIS ~~HUSBANDU~~ BFF WALKING DOWN THE STREET. YEAAAAAAAAAAAH ]

Hello, Mister Xanxus!

Oh, Boss. This has to be best Valentine's Day in all my life. Where do you want to eat? I'll pay.

[ doesn't matter, had sex. ]

[Skulking up behind the Boss with a stick. Why? Because either this is not his Boss, or Xanxus has had way too fucking much to drink and deserves what he's about to get anyway.]

[By which we mean, he sure did just whack Xanxus upside the head with that stick like a disgruntled housewife sneaking up on and swatting a bug.]

Oh, just wait until you see her!

[Luke pulls out a new Pokeball, before revealing a cute little Audino.]

I call her Cuddlekins!

It is! Today is such a wonderful day. Are you having a good day so far?

I sure did! I haven't felt this happy in ages!

[More like his entire life...]

[OMG ~~WAIFU~~ BFF, HE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!]

Layton!

[For once he actually sounds really fucking happy to see him. In fact, he's so happy that he's just going to pick Layton right up and spin him around while tightly hugging him. Better hold on to your top hat.]

[Xanxus stops suddenly as he feels the back of his head being struck by something, turning around to see what the hell that was and oh, it's just his sharky.]

That's not a very nice way to greet someone, Squalo.

[Xanxus caring about being nice... and he actually has a smile on his face as he says that...]

Anywhere's fine with me. It doesn't really matter.

[Guess he'll just stand here and wait, then. Dodododo.]

Oh, very nice! Italian food is the best. Though I'm probably biased since I'm Italian myself.

Oh, she's wonderful! I actually just caught one of those, myself. I named him Salute because it's the Italian word for health. I thought it fit since apparently they're healers.

Exactly!

Maybe, or it could be a really rare Pokémon or something. I guess you'll just have to wait until it hatches.

No shit B-- Gaaaah!

*That expression is terrifying. Terrifying.. Squalo is backing away in horrified disgust!*

[He back and barely looks winded. He hands Xanxus the card, he looks so proud of himself.]

I even drew the pictures and everything, I hope you like it.

[/Front of card/
[It has a cute picture of someone shooting someone else in the heart]

Blood is red, Veins are blue, You'd look super cool, with them splattered on you.

/Inside of the card/
[cute picture of a corpse with it's blood dripping into a heart shape]

To my favorite uncle, you're like a sleeping lion filled with rage and untold fury. I'm never sure what you might do next. One day I know you'll seriously try to kill if I get in your way. I can't wait for that day, cause I really want to play.

From your sweet nephew Killua]

Salute's a fantastic name, mister Xanxus! Also useful to have a healer Pokemon around, wouldn't you say?

What else did you catch?

I suppose you're right. It feels a tad chilly, so I believe this pokemon will have something to do with coldness or temperature. That's all I have though. The surprise is certainly exciting!!

Of course, it's a special day, after all.

Have you ever considered taking a vacation, then? Or are we to assume that you need some songs to cheer you up on a daily basis?

[pretty much...]

[Xanxus takes the card from Killua and takes a moment to read it. And yup, he's still smiling even after reading all that. Then again, they're both emotionally fucked up assassins...]

Oh, Killua, this is so sweet! Thank you!

Yes, very useful!

I also caught a Persian, Murkrow, Lapras, Milotic, and Woobat. They're all in my PC.

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