× Quindici. [Text / Action for Goldenrod]

[booze]

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

[Yes, that... really did just come from Xanxus's PokéGear. And it really is him typing.]

I hope everyone has a great day today! Even if you don't have a lover to celebrate with, you can always celebrate with your friends! Friends are *~*~wonderful~*~*!!!

[Someone, please. When this whole happiness thing wears off, beat Xanxus to death with the sharpest and heaviest object you can find. Who cares if he won't actually stay dead, don't ever stop doing it.]

Oh yeah, did anyone else wake up to a Pokémon egg and chocolates this morning? I'm not sure if it's a gift from someone or it's just one of those weird things Johto does. Either way, it's just fantastic!

[Fortunately, that's the end of that terrifying text message.

Aaaand anyone who happens to be in Goldenrod today can find Xanxus walking around the city... happily... He's actually being nice to people today, so take advantage of this moment. And if he already knows you, he may just crush you in a hug, even if he's usually an ass to you (which is about 99% of the population anyway).]

Comments

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

[Skulking up behind the Boss with a stick. Why? Because either this is not his Boss, or Xanxus has had way too fucking much to drink and deserves what he's about to get anyway.]

[By which we mean, he sure did just whack Xanxus upside the head with that stick like a disgruntled housewife sneaking up on and swatting a bug.]

[Action]

[booze]

[Xanxus stops suddenly as he feels the back of his head being struck by something, turning around to see what the hell that was and oh, it's just his sharky.]

That's not a very nice way to greet someone, Squalo.

[Xanxus caring about being nice... and he actually has a smile on his face as he says that...]

Re: [Action]

[sharkgotballs]

No shit B-- Gaaaah!

*That expression is terrifying. Terrifying.. Squalo is backing away in horrified disgust!*

[Action]

[booze]

[Fortunately for Squalo, the smile is soon replaced with a confused expression. Although that sense of kindness isn't going away.]

What's wrong?

[Action]

[sharkgotballs]

What the fuck is wrong with you?!